Friggin armadillos

I remember on a camping trip when I was a yoot, I was sleeping out on a tarp and heard something that woke me up. Turned over and was nose to nose with one.

Freaked me out.


Hey Vic, do you have turkey vultures out there? Biggest birds I've ever seen. A friend of mine has an old shack on his property that a female comes to every year to lay eggs. First time I saw her I thought Rodan had made his way to Arkansas. Blotted out the sun and I promptly rolled up my windows and shut the sun roof.


I'm too drunk to taste this chicken