Chopping melons is fun, but easy. Once I get the thing I'm going to chop some mature coconuts, the brown hairy ones. These are one of the toughest test cutting materials and will really separate the men from the boys. Supposedly this is as tough or tougher that chopping a head in half...I wouldn't know. I have no doubt the Scizzy will shine.

I had to change my knickers less from peeing myself and more from achieving instant climax...