4. As a matter of fact I was in the army from 99-06 and I taught quite a few recruits how to be soldiers. They ALWAYS hated when I came for inspection because they knew they wouldn't pass when I checked their weapons.
I knew it. I can smell your kind from a mile away. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
P.S. Don't mind me. I am the local loud-mouthed Jarhead.