First statement reminds me of a joke I heard in Scout Camp:

The bear turns to the rabbit and asks: Do you have trouble with (ahem) BMs sticking to your fur?

The rabbit answers : No.

So the bear picks him up and uses him to wipe his....well, let's just keep this family friendly.

Sorry, it's the drugs talking <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />