Just sent this off...

Amy,

It is with bloodhound sad face and drooped tail that I regret to inform you that it is time to complete the trifecta of inductions… Yes, it’s time I requested to become a DOG. Between the Dumpster Mutts, the Scrapper 4’s, 5’s and 6’s, the Bird Dog and the Dogfather…and the Scrapivore’s yet to be ordered, I can no longer chase my tail or lie down with other DOGs only to get up with fleas without admitting that I, too, am one of them… <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> (Hopefully, Dan has a sense of humor!!!)

Although it will be as much an honor to be an inducted DOG as both a HOG & a RAT, I couldn't whelp...err HELP having a little fun with my request...Hopefully, it gets the Boss Dog's tail waggin'!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />