Enough with the small knives!
Give me something that I can really show in the customs!
A lump of steel so big that the customs officer must be explained itīs a knife not a paddle! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />
"What do you do with huge lump of sharpened steel?"
" Well sir I paddle my canoe with and fend off crocodiles at the same time"