hmmm.... Maybe DT has got something here!!!

The 12 steps of recovery:

1) Admit you have a problem (in this case, not enough knives)

[color:"red"] I don't have to admit! Cause I don't have a problem with it however, my wife brings it up about once a day <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />[/color]

2) Admit that you can't overcome it on your own (that's why the store is here <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> )

[color:"red"] I've got an account on shop.scrapyard.com I'm covered[/color]

3) Decide which blades you can't live without

[color:"red"] I can easily live without knives that aren't made in the yard, the swamp, or the sty. [/color]

4) Make a written list of all the blades you need

[color:"red"] Dog Father, Dog Father, Dog Father, 911 [/color]

5) Spend hundreds of hours on the exchange looking for your grail

[color:"red"] Got in 100 hours this week![/color]

6) Buy several knives in the meantime

[color:"red"] Done [/color]

7) Hit "refresh" every five minutes on the forum to ensure you didn't miss the "go" command

[color:"red"] If I do I'll have to retype this again! [/color]

8) Order three of everything released at the Yard

[color:"red"] This is where I'm haveing trouble now. 1 takes $. 3 Takes $$$.[/color]

9) Watch in awe as your credit card statement magically grows

[color:"red"] Don't forget your PayPal account getting overused! [/color]

10) Cry a little

[color:"red"] I'm crying right now![/color]

11) Abuse the knives when they arrive

[color:"red"] AHA I didn't know what the next step was........ I'll be back!!!![/color]
12) Repeat [/quote]


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