Apparently the army came up with new MREs:

http://dvice.com/archives/2011/10/army-spices-up.php

They include "caffeinated beef jerky" and "zapple sauce" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />