This reminds me of a time in 1999 when a friend called me up and told me he had just brought home 30 gallons of water and had enough food for a month. He then says, "Have you stocked up on items in case Y2K hits?"

I simply say, "No, I have guns."

There's a pause for perhaps 20 secs and he says, "Well, if anything happens can I bring my food and water over to your place?"

It wasn't until later that I thought about how my reply must have sounded to HIM. LOL!