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Well, long story short, my Chris Reeves Green Beret snapped and my friend and the dog had to be shot. Have you ever tried hot-wiring a tank?
Lesson: Buy Busse-kin, and don't get stuck walking in a post apocalyptic, zombie wasteland of a Soviet invaded United States.
A marine Ka-Bar would have snapped sooner than a CR Green Beret. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />