...constitutes a death chat on this here forum?

I know, I know:'If you need to ask...', but you see, if I'm ever to become a JYD with a knife numbered to remember the occasion by, I fear I need to start posting rather quick! Going on holidays, forgetting passwords off course didn't really help in this matter. Neither does a nine hour time difference for that matter...

Also, forever being the tech-language understanding nerd I am (first day at work again, someone actually said that to me!! What is this world of mine coming to...?) I need to know exactly what I'm supposed to do (I'm guessing that starting to sip-and-talk won't cut it anymore <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />).

Thx,

B1