I'll second a vote for "The Texas Toothpick"!<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

I'm not sure if this name has been mentioned already...as I watch Casino with Joe Pesci stabbing some guy sitting at the bar with a fountain pen!<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
..how's about:
"The Pit Boss" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/barf.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />