How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is
dead?
Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they
be called builts?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Why do people without out a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what
time it is? Why do you ask someone without a watch what time it is?
The light went out, but where to?
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already
know you don't have?
Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?
Why is the alphabet in that order?
If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is
expanding, what is it expanding into?
If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the taxi driver
end up owing you money?
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosylabic"?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold
tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of
everything outdoors?
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not
a-door?
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a
bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when
someone threw a gun at him?
If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?
Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid
contains real lemons?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help
section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still
working?
Isn't Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse?
Sooner or later, doesn't EVERYONE stop smoking?
War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.
Did Washington just flash a quarter for his ID?
