Adam, you are a good man and looking out for a friend!
No he's not. He is self centered and only looking out for himself. Don't be fooled by his soft spoken ways, he's REALLY an ammo hoarder in disguise!
Now I on the other hand AM a kind and caring person, ALWAYS looking out for the welfare of my Fellow Dogs. Just send that scary old thing to me and I will get rid of it for you before you wind up cutting yourself.
No, no, you don't need to thank me, I do it for the goodness of mankind.