Suhweet!
I continued researching the Versamax after asking about it, and I know you guys didn't give it the highest praise, but other than a few anecdotes of poor performance, mostly related to the hammer which was recalled, and components and systems that Remington has since optimized, I couldn't find anything really really bad about it.
I think I'm going to give this one a whirl, and see for myself. I'll post pics and vids

I'll probably pick it up around the 15th, I think.