I vote for a Zombiwashi with a Regulator handle. Or the Reg handle but maybe half again as long. Oh did I mention it needs to be a quarter inch thick and FFG!
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I still want a Ratchet/Paul's Hatchet type small chopper but with a slightly longer pointed blade instead of it being squared off like the Ratchet and Paul's Hatchet are.