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Big Red Protective Services Bureau #1013299 11/06/14 08:34 AM
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That's right Boys and Girls. As the holidays approach it is time once again for the Big Red Protective Services Bureau to start planning for the Jolly Ole boys World wide tour and how they are gonna keep this Jolly old feller safe from all the Groupies and stalkers that hound his every move.

So, here is the line up

A returnee from last year (and a couple of "Trackers", a VERY intense group.
[Linked Image from farm8.staticflickr.com]

The "Service" is considering the hiring of a couple Trainees to replace retiring agents.

[Linked Image from farm8.staticflickr.com]

And this fellow, who is showing a quite intense profile
[Linked Image from farm3.staticflickr.com]

Mental evaluations are pending at this time as the selection committee tries to sort out the puzzling evaluations.

Rumor has it that these two MIGHT be related.

So far the head of the selection committee is not all that impressed with this years crop of recruits.
[Linked Image from farm4.staticflickr.com]

Their main threat is still expected to be this guy, an expert woodsman, one who can virtually disappear in the dead of winter. As you can see, he is not adverse to "Living off the land".

[Linked Image from farm4.staticflickr.com]

SO, will the Members of the SNPS, specifically the ULTRA elite "ELF Squad" be able to protect this Jolly old fellow that has been known to speed around the world in an Open Sleigh?

What are YOUR thoughts Dogs, will they successfully accomplish their mission?

Do any other Dogs have candidates they would like to bring before the selection committee? ALL prospective recruits will be considered pending the outcome of a mental evaluation.

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Big Red Protective Services Bureau [Re: SkunkHunter] #1013300 11/06/14 08:45 AM
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This Roaming guard just outside the grounds of the super secret North Pole compound shows that security is a MAJOR concern this year. Rumor has it that no one wearing a sheet will be allowed on the grounds during this time of heightened security concerns.

[Linked Image from farm8.staticflickr.com]

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This picture proves that the "Big Guy" is quite serious about "Going Green" where ever possible.

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IF you know of any serious threats to the Jolly Old Nick, please post pics and bio in this thread and they will be added to the "Watch list".

Thank you for your support.

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Another person on the "Watch List" is this Mistress of disguise. Her actual physical characteristics can apparently be altered to fit the situation. Please take a good hard look so If she is seen around the Old Feller she can be pointed out to the agents.

[Linked Image from farm4.staticflickr.com]

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Re: Big Red Protective Services Bureau [Re: SkunkHunter] #1013306 11/06/14 09:51 AM
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LOL Randy, this has me rolling!


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Hahahahahaha


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Re: Big Red Protective Services Bureau [Re: SkunkHunter] #1013334 11/07/14 03:17 AM
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Rumor has it that this shady looking individual has escaped from the Whoville maximum security lockup. He has Vowed "Revenge" against the jolly old fellow. Supposedly his "Beef" is that he hasn't gotten his presents for the last 5 years.

[Linked Image from farm8.staticflickr.com]

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Re: Big Red Protective Services Bureau [Re: Anton Beukes] #1013336 11/07/14 03:22 AM
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Elvira could put a smile on the Grinch's face! wink........... grin


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Re: Big Red Protective Services Bureau [Re: Private Klink] #1013337 11/07/14 03:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Private Klink
Elvira could put a smile on the Grinch's face! wink........... grin


Hehe sure could! wink


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Mine too! grin


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