Dogs

Lets have some fun!

I am looking for the best caption to each one of the pictures below. The winner will get $100 in Scrap Yard Knives shop credits.

That means there will be one winner per pic! That then means you could win up to $300.00 in SYKCO shop credit!!!!

The winners will receive a $100 Dollar non-transferable Shop Credit good toward knives only from Scrap Yard


Come up with a Caption to the following Pictures








Judging criteria:
- Originality of Caption, Fun, Dramatic or Functional
- Judging Panel made up of Scrap Yard personnel.
- No more than 5 entries per post. Enter as often as you like!
- All entries need to be posted on the Scrap Yard Knife Forum
- All entries become the property of Scrap Yard Knife Company and its
affiliates
- Duplicate captions will be judged on the time/sequence of postings
- Scrap Yard, Swamp Rat and Busse employees are not eligible to enter the contest

The winner will be announced on Tuesday, April 28th.

In your post please identify the picture number with your caption following it. Example.... Picture #3, "Guy with knife"

Let the creative juices roll

Good Luck!!!
Dan

Picture #1 Just cuttin some firewood

Picture #2 Charcoal for the forge

Picture #3 Here's your knife Sir.

Thanks for kicking this off!
Dan

My pleasure. Now what can I apply my $125.00 toward?

Picture #1 Will chop for Beer!

Picture #2 Scrap Yards "Secret" Heat Treatment Revealed

Picture #3 I couldn't find the Straight Razor,soooooooo

Well I just lost.

Picture #3 This IS a Gentlemans knife

Picture # 3 Now, THIS is a Gentlemans knife

Picture #3 Well, what do you EDC?

I know there's a Bonsai tree in here somewhere...




I always chop too fast and char the wood... shoot me!




said in my Aussie accent..."Now THIS is a knife!"



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Good to see you posting Dan! hope all is well with you and the Family

Picture #1 That's all you got?

Picture #1 Did we pass the test?

Picture #1 Just warmin' up

Doing great as is the family.

I hope you are doing well

I have already laughed out load in my home office from some of these captions. I think the Dogs will have a good time with this. So much better than trying to judge 6 feet LOL

Boss Hog already called me with his captions...not bad for a Hog LOL but they dont count

Dan

1) THAT's where I left it.

2) Right where I left it.

3) Your Father of Dogs is ready Sir (Read with an British accent)



1) About to make me some toothpicks...

2) Not eve the Pit of Hades can harm my flesh

3) Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow....

Picture #1 Whoever can pull this blade free will be king.
Picture #2 We only use the best wood for heat treats.
Picture #3 Might I suggest this blade for your duel Sir?

1 down, the rest of the forest to go

Scrapyard...bringin the heat

Jeeves bring me my Dogfather

#1 Here skunkie skunkie

#2 Mesquite for the grill

#3 Ok, just close your eyes, and be ready for a shaving surprise!

Picture #3 Its not the size of the knife, its how you use it...but its also the size of the knife!

#3. Goosebumps has finally gotten real!

Picture #1...When a small knife just won't do

Picture #2 ...For when you need a little more blade

Picture #3...Now THIS sir is a knife!

Picture #1...For all you Paul Bunyun types

Picture #2...here is a REAL camp knife

Picture #3...this is the kind of knife Private Klink carries

Picture #1. Is that all you got!

Picture #2. Choppin through hell!

Picture #3. Say Hello to my little friend (Cuban acccent)

Some of these are great, but for some reason that butler reminds me of the Godfather.

Picture #3 I'm gonna make you a knife you can't refuse

Picture #3 Scrap Yard: We're gonna make you a knife you can't refuse

Okay lets go with that and no one make any load noises LOL

Dan

LOL, if [censored] the Godfather. for #3

Leave the Knife, Take the Cannoli
.

#3 Speak softly and carry a big knife

Picture #3 "He's supposed to be very good with a knife..."

Picture #3 Sir, Don't leave home without it.

Picture #2 Tempered with all natural materials.

Picture #1 Just how many toothpicks do they need.

#3 Excuse me while I whip this out! (from Blazing Saddles)
#2 This knife just BURNS through the wood!
#1 I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK (from Monty Python)

It helps to have a sense of humor!

#3 If you call now I'll DOUBLE the offer!
#3 A little known picture of the fourth Wise Man (or guy)
#3 I use this knife for cutting my steaks.
#3 Jim Bowie would have LOVED this knife!
#3 Forget the wine, just give me this knife!

A sense of humor is VERY necessary, along with a thick skin! Specially around this crowd.

Picture #1 Not a bad hours work

Picture #2 See Honey, I TOLD you these knives were indestructible.

Picture #3 Will Sir be going Hog Hunting today?

#3 Port arms!
#3 I would like to thank the Scrap Yard Academy for selecting my entry.
#2 This knife is SMOKING HOT!
#3 This is an Ohio version of an Arkansas toothpick.

#3 I would like to present this knife to Private Klink for his continual and sometimes maddening appeals to get Scrap Yard back up and running again. Persistence pays off!
#3 Does this knife match my tie?
#3 This knife is swift, silent, and deadly, and approved by the GodFather.

Picture 3 What is he compensating for?

Picture 3. Compensating? Who me?

Picture 3. If that was our knife, he would be missing fingers. (Use a different knife)

Picture 3. And forever afterwards he was named lefty.

Picture 2. So ended Smaug

Picture 3 Can someone find Daryl.
Picture 3. You have a kilt and a claymore, how cute.
Picture 3. When you dream big, it is a Bussekin.
Picture 3. When you dream big, it is SYKCO
Picture 3. Big deeds call for big knives

Picture 1 Big jobs call for a big knife.
Picture 1 A big blade for a big job.

Picture 1 To baton, or not baton. Is that even a question?
Picture 3 When you bring a knife to a gunfight, make it a SYKCO
Picture 3 The look you get when they bring a gun to a knife fight.

Picture 3 Too big to fit in a violin case

Picture 3. My stimulus check arrived.

Picture 1 Day 1 of isolation
Picture 2 Day 7 of isolation
Picture 3 End of isolation

Picture 1 or 2
Made in the USA
Always have
Always will

Picture 3 It's never wrong to by a Bussekin

Picture 1 When your yard looks like a scrap yard, our knives to the rescue

Picture 3 iDK feeling cute today, maybe I will chop some wood

Picture 3 Who is that man, and why does he have my knife

Picture 3 Social distancing made easy
Picture 3 Every time I use the sheath my pants fall down
Picture 2 The edge will last longer than the job

Picture 3 Tho shall not pass into the Bussekin shop
Picture 3 I am sorry sir, but Dan is quite specific, no one is allowed inside.
Picture 3 How to answer the door, when salesmen knock

Picture 3 The Tom found the perfect anniversary gift
Picture 3 When diamonds are not enough

Picture #1

-No wood No stump No job is too tough for ScrapYard

-Chopping, Hacking, Batoning Serious Work blades (and Fun) ...ScrapYard

-Prefered blades for serious jobs ...ScrapYard

-Work Hard Chop Harder "ScrapYard"

-Made to do your jobs and then some ...ScrapYard

Picture #2

-Risen from the ashes of hells forge (or Dan's bbq) "The ScrapYard Phenix"

-Made from the ashes of hell's fire (or one of Dan's cookouts) "The ScrapYard FireBird"

-One Day of Fire comes One Lifetime of Steel "ScrapYard"

-Ashes to Ashes, Steel to ScrapYard

-Ash Bunny

Picture #3

-Uncle Blade's favorite letter opener ScrapYard

-Uncle Steel favorite letter opener ScrapYard

-Little Dan luvs a good letter opener

-Little D luvs a good letter opener

-Bond's Archrival is back and Doctor GoodKnife is ready to put you under the table!

Unreal...today is our wedding anniversary!

#3...General, here is your anniversary present.
#3..For me? How thoughtful!
#3...This knife is approved by the GodFather himself...Dan.

Happy Anniversary to a great wonderful fun (prepared) couple! (bows)

Thanks Dan, and good to see you here again!

#2...And on the seventh day, the big guy rested.
#1... "A whole lot of chopping going on"
#3... I would like to present our flagship model

#3...Beware...I take my social distancing seriously
#3... Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon for a patina?
#3...But dear, I promise this is the last knife I will buy

Too funny

Picture 2 Knives made with a burning passion.
Picture 2 Here at SYKCO we build knives with a passion so great that it burns.

Oh man you got the juices flowing

Dan

Picture 3
Not your average gentleman's knife.

Picture 3
When you are dressed for success. SYKCO

Picture 2
What other knife makers call abuse.
We call the weekend
SYKCO

Picture 3
A knife for every occasion

Picture 3
When you are dressed to impress.
SYKCO

Picture 1
We make knifes that you can use like you stole them SYKCO

Picture 1
From our yard to yours. SYKCO

Picture 2
When the world is your backyard.
SYKCO

#3...Now where can I get a sheath for this knife?

#3...Leather or kydex pants?

#3...All Dogs should have one of these

#3...Be prepared for anything

#3...Don't even THINK about stealing my toilet paper!

#3...Give me six feet...or else!

CONGRAT's Mr. & Mrs. KLINK!!!

Picture # 1 "Ohhhhhhh I thought they said mandatory CHOP down, sorry…"

Thank you Stumpy!

#3... I'm just a little cut-up
#3... Let's cut this short
#3... Will you be ordering a sheath with your knife?

2 funny

Dan

I like this one, that was funny.

I didnt get mine did you get yours OOOH the caption...pretty good !

Dan

That IS good! LOL

Squatch take notes...you are on the judging panel

Now watch what the Dogs do to you ...this going to be as fun as the captions LOL

Dan

Yes indeed! All pay tribute to the DogFather...er, GodFather!

#3,,, This knife is GodFather approved.
#3... This knife can even handle the Sasquatch
#3... Let's get ready to rumble............
#3... This knife is better than anything the Sharks or the Jets carried! (West Side Story)
#3... How do I sharpen this beast???

I can't help but notice that Dan didn't post up a picture of the Mini Taliwhacker for us to Caption. I am sure it was an oversight on his part what with his busy schedule and all.

Picture #3 Sir, your butter knife has arrived for your approval.
Picture #2 Even a fire can't harm this Beast.
Picture #1 Now how many Chopsticks did you want?

Picture #3 The Return of a classic!

Picture #3 Would you like this coated, in Yard Comp, Satin, or a few of each?

Picture #3 Would you like this in SR101 or Infi?

MM

Picture 3

Anything else, is child’s play.

Picture 1

All warmed up, what’s next?

Actually there seems to be enough captions for that LOL

Dan

You got the juices flowing

Dan

#3... When you want the best...go SYKCO
#3... This knife is proof that SYKCO is the best
#3... This would be me if I was a knife

Picture #3 SYKCO The Gentleman's Choice

#3... The Conniseur's choice in bladecraft.

Fixed the smiley for ya.

The knife or the butler? I could never see you waiting on anyone...maybe.

I know I could not do it ...something would die LOL

Dan

He would be like Mel in Mel's diner only waiting tables.

And the problem with that is.....................................................................:):):)

Picture #1 I'll make my own dang toilet paper!!!


MM

OUCH!!!

nothing wrong with a few splinters

There is still time to post a caption.

I will announce the winners this Tuedays Night at 9:00

Best of luck
Dan

Picture #1 So the knife goes into the forest and asks Got Wood?
Picture #2 Caution knife will not extinguish your fire but will distinguish the fire in you.
Picture #3 Sir, May I recommend the knife.

Picture #1 Looking for the cutting board.
Picture #2 Allow me to explain.
Picture #3 Want to play a game.

Picture #1 Opps you mean Family tree?
Picture #2 Hickory, Oak, Ash, Busse doesn't take any char
Picture #3 you may need this.


Hello Busse World just having fun with this... Knife on my friends... always be prepared.

Picture #3 Finally! the God Father meets The Dog Father

Picture #3 Give this to Luca and tell him to get the horse

Dogs

Submit your entries by 4:00 pm Eastern Time Today (Tuesday 4/28/20)

Winners will be announced/posted here tonight after 9:00 Pm

Dan

#3... I'm guarding the Maker's Mark
#3... I'm protecting the Johnny Walker Blue
#3...I'm the guard at the Busse compound
#3... Give me your money and I'll give you this knife
#3... This is what Jerry will look like when he gets older