I have no sympathy for a guy who plays with gold Legos.

Ray, I bet Randy has a bunker built of gold bars that he painted to look like lead. That way he would be safe and could keep his wealth at the same time.

Just because Patty and I draw 6 checks Y’all think we’re rich. 50K a month don’t go as far as it used to

I guess times are tough for the two of you.

Yup, we can only trade Bentley’s once a year now.

Things keep going like they are and you might have to settle for twin Mercedes.

Good morning Yard. Today the new dishwasher is being delivered and installed, so that's the highlight of our day. We are SUCH an exciting couple.

NO MORE DISHWATER HANDS! I know it’ll be a relief.

Yes, I continue being good to the General, now she has more time to bake me an apple pie.

Good afternoon, Yard.

I worry about you Tom.

OK, Christmas dinner is all planned out.

We’re gonna have meatloaf, smashed taters, Patty’s Stovetop dressing (she puts shredded canned chicken and crumbled up stale bread in it and uses chicken broth instead of water). She’s also going to make black eyed peas and pillsbury (I think) cornbread in a can. They’re in. Can like biscuits and you separate them along the perforated lines like you do croissants. She might make deviled eggs again and I’m pretty sure she’ll make Possum Surprise again. We’ve just got burned out on Turkey and Ham for the holiday season.