here's one for you.

How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2 a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37 . ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. d etermined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little y oursel f
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes





HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring alcohol

Men and Women are definitley Black and White

just showing up naked is enough for me... i got alcohol <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

anyone else have jokes to share?

ahh, "why do they bury people from DC 16 feet down instead of 6 feet like the rest of us?"



"because deep down their really nice people..."

sorry to hear about your water bro! and to answer your question jyd status means how long it's taking to become a
"Junk Yard Dog" your past 1/4 so your well on your way bro <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?"

"I'm calling to report my neighbor.
He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, FBI agents descend on the neighbor's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They swear at the neighbors and leave.

The phone rings at the neighbors house.
Hey, Adrian, did the FBI come?"

"Yep."

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Great, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed."

hahahaha...

but you do know, right, that there aren't really any people who are actually from dc?

lol pretty good James!

their not??

alright, if this one is inappropriate, i'll delete it, but i think it is hilariously simple.

Q: what did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?

A: it may take me a while to get hard, i just got laid.