well, that didn't work, now did it???

those sound like famous last words before something really bad happens

i remember when they first starting using these signs. there was an obscene amount of illegal immigrants being mowed down trying to cross the freeways down by san diego. i wonder if the signs helped at all <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

speaking of famous last words...

The National Transportation Safety Board recently
divulged that they had covertly funded a project
with the U.S. auto makers for the past 5 years,
whereby the auto makers were installing black box
voice recorders in four-wheel drive pickup trucks
and SUV's in an effort to determine in fatal
accidents, the circumstances in the last 15
seconds before the crash.

They were surprised to find in 44 of the 50 states
the recorded last words of drivers in 61.2 percent
of fatal crashes were, "Oh Sh*t !"

Only the states of Oklahoma, Tennessee, Missouri,
Arkansas, Alabama and Texas were different, where
89.3 percent of the final words were:
Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin."

fun one swizzle i was about to tell it too.

how about this one...

A man has great tickets for the World Cup Final. As he sits down,
another

man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the empty seat next to
him.

No," he says. "The seat is empty."

This is incredible!" says the other man.

Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup

Final, the biggest sporting event, and not use it?"

Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come
with me, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we
haven't been to together since we got married."

Oh , I'm sorry to hear that...that's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the
seat?"

The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."

ha ha ha ha

I don't care who you are that's funny right there.