Doctor Mike had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said: "Mike, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients and you won't be the last; and you're single. Just let it go."

But invariably another voice would bring him back to reality, whispering ...."Mike, you're a veterinarian..."

Yesterday, scientists at the USDA suggested that men
should take a look at their beer consumption,
considering the results of a recent analysis that
revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

The theory is that drinking beer is turning men into
women. To test the theory, 100 men were each fed six
pints of beer. It was then observed that 100% of the
men gained weight, talked excessively without making
sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive,
failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and
refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

Swizzle thanks mate you made me laugh! I wish that sign was genuine who wouldn't want a government with an attitude like that??

wow teach, good job, that's the way to do it, just post and before you know it, you'll be JYD

LOL

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and good stuff teach! lol

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