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06/03/07 03:50 PM
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Man, you're quicker than a jack-rabbit on a first date! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Good night Mrs. B, wherever you are!
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Re: The "It time for some more JYDs death Chat"
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06/03/07 03:55 PM
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Man, you're quicker than a jack-rabbit on a first date! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> jack-rabbits date? i thought they skipped the formalities!
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Re: The "It time for some more JYDs death Chat"
[Re: swizzle]
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06/03/07 04:00 PM
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Re: The "It time for some more JYDs death Chat"
[Re: swizzle]
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06/03/07 04:02 PM
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I like it! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Re: The "It time for some more JYDs death Chat"
[Re: Private Klink]
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06/03/07 04:04 PM
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seems appropriate for these parts, no?
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Re: The "It time for some more JYDs death Chat"
[Re: swizzle]
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06/03/07 04:08 PM
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The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are "the seven dwarfs," they get ushered in to see the Pope.
Dopey leads the pack.
"Dopey my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"
Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
In the background a few of the dwarfs begin giggling.
Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.
Dopey turns back to face the Pope. "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"
The Pope, puzzled again, thinks for a moment and then answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in all of Europe."
This time all the other dwarfs burst into laughter.
Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them all with an angry glare.
Dopey turns back to the Pope and says, "Mr. Pope, are there ANY dwarf nuns in the whole world?"
The Pope answers, "I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling, and laughing, pounding on the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting:
"Dopey screwed a penguin!"
"Dopey screwed a penguin!"
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Re: The "It time for some more JYDs death Chat"
[Re: swizzle]
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06/03/07 04:19 PM
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Swizzle, that's GREAT!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> As this is post #4000 for me, I'm going to take a little lunch break. Back shortly to help you reach Scrapper!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> Tom
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Re: The "It time for some more JYDs death Chat"
[Re: Private Klink]
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06/03/07 04:24 PM
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Swizzle, that's GREAT!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> As this is post #4000 for me, I'm going to take a little lunch break. Back shortly to help you reach Scrapper!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> Tom congrats tom!!! way to be <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />
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Re: The "It time for some more JYDs death Chat"
[Re: swizzle]
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06/03/07 04:34 PM
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Re: The "It time for some more JYDs death Chat"
[Re: swizzle]
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06/03/07 04:35 PM
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Re: The "It time for some more JYDs death Chat"
[Re: swizzle]
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06/03/07 04:37 PM
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Re: The "It time for some more JYDs death Chat"
[Re: swizzle]
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06/03/07 04:39 PM
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did you hear about the constipated mathematician? he worked it out with a pencil. ![[Linked Image from habeeb.com]](http://www.habeeb.com/images/animated/animated_1118.gif)
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![[Linked Image from signswithanattitude.com]](http://www.signswithanattitude.com/images_signs/special_signs/sign_plaque_02.jpg)
![[Linked Image from yanfeng.org]](http://yanfeng.org/light/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/_bestexamans.JPG)
![[Linked Image from eglobe1.com]](http://www.eglobe1.com/word/wp-content/images/photos/funny-algebra.jpg)
![[Linked Image from habeeb.com]](http://www.habeeb.com/images/animated/animated_1110.gif)