A Scrap Yard Trunk Monkey would be good.

I'd prefer Scrap Yard whiskey tumblers with a free bottle of JWB with every purchase of 4.

Or a set of Scrapyard beer glasses.

Oh better yet for those of use who are into Zymurgy (That's beer brewing) a beer making kit. Mmmm Scrapyard Ale - it has a nice ring to it.



Jerry

Hey oddball...can I have a sip? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

I don't know if "ScrapYard"Beer would be spectacular.....I know Mad Dog taste like it was filtered though a homeless bums Drawers! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/barf.gif" alt="" />

There's something that I just cannot figure out:

You've either drank your share of Mad Dog 20/20.

or

You've drank beer filtered though a bums underware.

Man I think you've hit rock bottom. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Maybe it was Red Dog......I don't know, but it was before the wonderful world of knives straightened my life out! And what I drink....I recommend for anyone!

Unfortunately that's not my Trunk Monkey.

I hope to find a Trunk Monkey that will run off of flat generic brand diet soda. He will do his job if you give him almost anything.

Hmmm. I think my top 3 would be:

1. T-shirt
2. Baseball cap. Maybe a sap one. It’d keep it from blowing away on a windy day. And PLEASE make them large. The majority of every baseball cap I try doesn’t fit. I only have 1 baseball cap that fits. Quality ones would be nice. I hate crappy quality ones with cheap adjustment straps and they don’t look as nice. And no mesh “trucker style” please.
3. Can’t decide, probably either a zip up hoodie, or patches

I see those little skull beads folks put on lanyards a lot. I think the Scrapyard Dog Head would make a fantastic lanyard bead. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />

1. Baseball hat.
2. Long and short sellve polo style shirts
3. Nice heavy duty tee shirts

The scrapyard bead is a terrific idea especially for a Pound puppy.