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Re: I Can't Take The Pressure Anymore !!!!! [Re: Dumpster Dan] #13295 01/24/07 01:33 AM
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Well, I'm just about done with the prototype, so I thought I'd post a pic and get some feedback.

Some of the specs and features:

* 14" blade from duct tape to tip, longer than the SY Dog Father
* corrugated cardboard technology (CCT)
* finger-choil allows grip for close-in work
* duct tape can withstand winds up to 100 mph
* guaranteed not to rust in any climate or any conditions
* handle can double as toilet-paper roll
* reflective blade can double as signal mirror

Dan, if my work is as impressive as I think it is, I'll try and get a resume down your way. You guys hiring?

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LOL, you are killing me. Thank goodness you did not make a folded helmet to go with it. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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Guyon! HIDE!!!!!! He knows about the helmet!!

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Re: I Can't Take The Pressure Anymore !!!!! [Re: Paddling man] #13296 01/24/07 01:41 AM
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tin foil hats are very useful.. when the black helicopters are prowling at night..

::shh:: ..not too loud now..


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Re: I Can't Take The Pressure Anymore !!!!! [Re: Guyon] #13297 01/24/07 09:24 PM
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The waiting is too much. I've decided to simply craft my own "Dog Father" out of aluminum foil, duct tape, and cardboard. Pics to follow...

Now you need to make a cardboard/duct tape sheath to go along with it. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />


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Re: I Can't Take The Pressure Anymore !!!!! [Re: Andy Wayne] #13298 01/24/07 09:29 PM
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LOL.. oh man.. talk about the decline of.. something.


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Re: I Can't Take The Pressure Anymore !!!!! [Re: tony22r] #13299 01/24/07 10:24 PM
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tin foil hats are very useful.. when the black helicopters are prowling at night..

::shh:: ..not too loud now..

Shiney side out, otherwise it amplifies your thoughts


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Re: I Can't Take The Pressure Anymore !!!!! [Re: Jerrwhy] #13300 01/24/07 10:30 PM
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Tin foil hats also can double as small parabolic dish microphones.

When I take mine off (only on cloudy days) and point it at my neighbor's houses, I hear voices.

Re: I Can't Take The Pressure Anymore !!!!! [Re: Jerrwhy] #13301 01/24/07 10:33 PM
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Shiney side out, otherwise it amplifies your thoughts
Jerry,
You know what?? i got into this Huge debate with my neighbor about which way the shiny side should face!
i'm thinkin.. it should face the food.
..i'm talkin in terms of food now.. not preventing mind reading.. different task..


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Re: I Can't Take The Pressure Anymore !!!!! [Re: tony22r] #13302 01/24/07 10:40 PM
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Shiney side out, otherwise it amplifies your thoughts
Jerry,
You know what?? i got into this Huge debate with my neighbor about which way the shiny side should face!
i'm thinkin.. it should face the food.
..i'm talkin in terms of food now.. not preventing mind reading.. different task..

I think the key question is whether or not you want the food to see itself cooking. With humble food, shiny side out. But with really narcisistic food, shiny side goes in. I hope that helps.

Re: I Can't Take The Pressure Anymore !!!!! [Re: Guyon] #13303 01/24/07 10:45 PM
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ooooh! attitude of the of the Food!
kinda like white wine / red wine type of thing..?

Awesome.. you've armed me with more fodder to throw at my goofy neighbor!


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Re: I Can't Take The Pressure Anymore !!!!! [Re: tony22r] #13304 01/25/07 01:48 AM
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You know what?? i got into this Huge debate with my neighbor about which way the shiny side should face!
i'm thinkin.. it should face the food.
..i'm talkin in terms of food now.. not preventing mind reading.. different task..

Do you know WHY one side is shiny? I do. It’s because when it’s being manufactured, it goes through rollers, and they polish one side. Here’s a few more related links for your consideration:

Should a baking potato be wrapped in foil shiny side in or shiny side out?

Why does ketchup dissolve aluminum foil?

Do tinfoil helmets provide adequate protection against mind control rays?

And for those who don’t think remote mind control really exists:

Proof of Remote Mind Control


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Re: I Can't Take The Pressure Anymore !!!!! [Re: Paddling man] #13305 01/25/07 01:54 AM
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Well, I'm just about done with the prototype, so I thought I'd post a pic and get some feedback.

Some of the specs and features:

* 14" blade from duct tape to tip, longer than the SY Dog Father
* corrugated cardboard technology (CCT)
* finger-choil allows grip for close-in work
* duct tape can withstand winds up to 100 mph
* guaranteed not to rust in any climate or any conditions
* handle can double as toilet-paper roll
* reflective blade can double as signal mirror

Dan, if my work is as impressive as I think it is, I'll try and get a resume down your way. You guys hiring?

[Linked Image from home.earthlink.net]



LOL, you are killing me. Thank goodness you did not make a folded helmet to go with it. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Dan


Guyon! HIDE!!!!!! He knows about the helmet!!

[Linked Image from img.villagephotos.com]

Brilliant...one continuous LOL

Dan

Re: I Can't Take The Pressure Anymore !!!!! [Re: Dumpster Dan] #13306 01/25/07 04:57 PM
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well.. now Dan knows how much we fantasize about the upcoming product!

i also learned quite a bit about tin foil too.


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