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Todays chuckle....... #138106 10/06/07 08:20 PM
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My dad sent me this I had to laugh what can you say.....




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A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop. The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.

Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds.
The seagull's shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen , Scotland , and helped himself to a bag of chips. Since then, he's become a regular. He always takes the same type of chips.
Customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of chips because they think it's so funny.


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Lol. Whats funny is how quickly the bird starts to walk after he grabs the chips!

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I guess the bird has good taste in snacks! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />


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Re: Todays chuckle....... [Re: Private Klink] #138109 10/06/07 08:39 PM
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I like that one but my current fave is Danny Bonaduchi givig that monkey humping idiot a well deserved face planting. The moron tried to lay charges but apparently throwing someone off you when they attempt to sexually assault you is not a crime.


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I saw that on the news - that moron was asking for it! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />


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you got a link to it, unsub?

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Bors, that is hilarious! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Next thing you know they'll be panhandling... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


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Re: Todays chuckle....... [Re: Rainwalker] #138113 10/06/07 09:28 PM
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yeah, but panhandling seagulls are easy to make happy. their signs would just say "will work for garbage".

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thanks, vance. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

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dang. few things sadder than a stand-up who can't handle hecklers. I got no love for bonaduce, but that guy was a tool.

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dang. few things sadder than a stand-up who can't handle hecklers. I got no love for bonaduce, but that guy was a tool.
din,
did that link work for you?

cause i clicked on it & got a brittney spears video <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />


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