I had a pal who hikes all the mountains in Scotland. Anyway he used Chapstick to stop the chaffing between his arse cheeks, so one day one of his walking companions spotted my mate putting it back in his pocket and says " is that Lip Balm " my pal says that it is and the other bloke said " D'ya mind if I borrow it cos my lips are all cracked with this wind " of course my pal lends it to him and smiles as he watches him rub it around his lips !!!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

I don't like chapstick because once you start using it your lips quit producing
the stuff that keeps them from getting chapped and you get addicted. They are also perfect germ factories even if you don't use them scottish style. They are wax and flavour where the germs can live and have food ,they stay in your pocket so they are nice and warm and you rub them on your lips and some people even share them.
I read something that said you would be better off licking a toilet seat.

"I don't like chapstick because once you start using it your lips quit producing
the stuff that keeps them from getting chapped and you get addicted. They are also perfect germ factories even if you don't use them scottish style. They are wax and flavour where the germs can live and have food ,they stay in your pocket so they are nice and warm and you rub them on your lips and some people even share them.
I read something that said you would be better off licking a toilet seat."

unsub, you're thinking to narrowly. I never use chapstick for my lips. I use it as a folder lubricant, a fire accelerant, a corrosion preventive, etc.