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 Re: Chap Stick
[Re: din]
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10/15/07 06:16 PM
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pitman
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I had a pal who hikes all the mountains in Scotland. Anyway he used Chapstick to stop the chaffing between his arse cheeks, so one day one of his walking companions spotted my mate putting it back in his pocket and says " is that Lip Balm " my pal says that it is and the other bloke said " D'ya mind if I borrow it cos my lips are all cracked with this wind " of course my pal lends it to him and smiles as he watches him rub it around his lips !!!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Re: Chap Stick
[Re: pitman]
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10/15/07 07:29 PM
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WhichDawg
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(mental note: do not hang with pitmans buds...)
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Re: Chap Stick
[Re: pitman]
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10/15/07 07:31 PM
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jdtj63
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I had a pal who hikes all the mountains in Scotland. Anyway he used Chapstick to stop the chaffing between his arse cheeks, so one day one of his walking companions spotted my mate putting it back in his pocket and says " is that Lip Balm " my pal says that it is and the other bloke said " D'ya mind if I borrow it cos my lips are all cracked with this wind " of course my pal lends it to him and smiles as he watches him rub it around his lips !!!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Thats cold. LMAO! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />
Jim
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Re: Chap Stick
[Re: jdtj63]
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10/15/07 08:02 PM
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Paul the Brit'
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LOL, those darn Munroe Baggers! (Bloody odd species in themselves!)
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Re: Chap Stick
[Re: Paul the Brit']
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10/15/07 08:16 PM
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Unsub
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I don't like chapstick because once you start using it your lips quit producing
the stuff that keeps them from getting chapped and you get addicted. They are also perfect germ factories even if you don't use them scottish style. They are wax and flavour where the germs can live and have food ,they stay in your pocket so they are nice and warm and you rub them on your lips and some people even share them.
I read something that said you would be better off licking a toilet seat.
"if you want to be a hero you have to learn to drive stick"! Sara Conner
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Re: Chap Stick
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10/15/07 08:51 PM
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WhichDawg
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I think they use to say that about kissing! Moderation I say, when I need it, I use it, when I don't, I don't. Bacteria is everywhere (if we only knew...) I touch doorknobs and shake hands and "breath the air!" life is too short... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> ![[Linked Image from i20.tinypic.com]](http://i20.tinypic.com/sop9ud.jpg)
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Re: Chap Stick
[Re: WhichDawg]
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10/15/07 10:24 PM
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Horn Dog
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As a motorcyclist, I often use some kind of lip balm. I mean, what's the point of bar hopping if you can't kiss the girls?
Horned, dangerous, and off my medication.
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Re: Chap Stick
[Re: Horn Dog]
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10/16/07 01:29 AM
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scrappy
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din, witchdawg, and pitman yout make me laugh
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Re: Chap Stick
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10/16/07 01:29 AM
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scrappy
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I don't like chapstick because once you start using it your lips quit producing
the stuff that keeps them from getting chapped and you get addicted. They are also perfect germ factories even if you don't use them scottish style. They are wax and flavour where the germs can live and have food ,they stay in your pocket so they are nice and warm and you rub them on your lips and some people even share them.
I read something that said you would be better off licking a toilet seat. unsub, i agree
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Re: Chap Stick
[Re: scrappy]
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10/16/07 02:41 AM
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Evolute
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"I don't like chapstick because once you start using it your lips quit producing
the stuff that keeps them from getting chapped and you get addicted. They are also perfect germ factories even if you don't use them scottish style. They are wax and flavour where the germs can live and have food ,they stay in your pocket so they are nice and warm and you rub them on your lips and some people even share them.
I read something that said you would be better off licking a toilet seat." unsub, you're thinking to narrowly. I never use chapstick for my lips. I use it as a folder lubricant, a fire accelerant, a corrosion preventive, etc.
Last edited by Evolute; 10/16/07 02:42 AM.
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Re: Chap Stick
[Re: Evolute]
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10/16/07 02:47 AM
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WhichDawg
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"I don't like chapstick because once you start using it your lips quit producing
the stuff that keeps them from getting chapped and you get addicted. They are also perfect germ factories even if you don't use them scottish style. They are wax and flavour where the germs can live and have food ,they stay in your pocket so they are nice and warm and you rub them on your lips and some people even share them.
I read something that said you would be better off licking a toilet seat." unsub, you're thinking to narrowly. I never use chapstick for my lips. I use it as a folder lubricant, a fire accelerant, a corrosion preventive, etc. yeah and I use it to grease the floor outside the kitchen and then clang the triangle!
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Re: Chap Stick
[Re: WhichDawg]
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10/16/07 02:49 AM
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diceman
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Jordan (my 2 year old) eats it.
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