but if you drop it in the desert, or anywhere in the state, how will you find a tan one!

Why don't bakery vans have windows?

for the chickens who cross the roads, they get cold at night.

if dan makes a pink knife, I'll buy a dozen! that's how committed I am. but since that's not gonna happen anytime soon, tan will do.
the lindsey thing is okay, but thanks. that sort of thing is always a little disheartening, and confusing, but never the end of the world. sorry if I sound all positive lately, I'm trying to stop, but it keeps happening.
friday should be fun. not really anything intimate, but that's okay. I've known/been friends with her for a while, dragging her to see the golden compass with a big group of friends.

No kidding. "I'm a baker" is probably the best pick-up line there is. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

hahaha! hey baby, wanna see my buns?

vans are a little less expensive without windows. there are windows in back, just not the big side ones. plus they tend to break on catering jobs when things slide around in the back.

with my ACU metal detector!

Don't windowless vans make it easy for the pie thieves and croissant burglars? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

yeah, but those guys are usually pretty husky, don't run too fast so they're easy to catch.

Pie thievery must be hard to discourage, because how can you make the punishment severe enough to counteract the benefits of the crime?

There must be a high rate of recidivism.