As I stared at this lighter, I didn't realize I had to fear for my life while sitting at home. My wife might light me on fire.

I was slightly scared as I opened the box that contained the strops and compound. I could not see inside the package to know what it was. It could have been depleted uranium or anthrax.

Anybody remember a SNL skit about putting warnings on things? This was a long time ago but it was hilarious. They played frisby with a saw blade.

This picture scares me. I didn't realize that I had to fear for my life while participating in SYK forums.

WOW thats going back a few years! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bowdown.gif" alt="" />

That was a funny skit!

Gonna call it a night, everyone. Good talking with you. Be safe.

DEADLY WEAPON! TERRORIST! does biological warfare via the litter box! and kills with cuteness!

Night bud! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

G'night CR!

LOL!!! I got lost in the mug thread and came back to some serious comedy!
Yes, ban it all! Ban it all to Hell!

There is this quote from family guy they play on the radio all the time, I think you guys will dig it:

Argh! Took me forever to find it:

"We're gonna build a new settlement. We'll have a happy new life and we'll have equal rights for all - expect blacks, Asians, Hispanics, Jews, gays, women, Muslims... um everybody who's not a white man. And I mean white white, so no Italians, no Polish. Just people from Ireland, England and Scotland, but only certain parts of Scotland and Ireland. Just full blooded whites. No, you know what? Not even whites. Nobody gets any rights. Ahhh, America." - Peter Griffin

Who made that fixer?

That bumper sticker is great, makes me want to get another skateboard.