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Re: DFLE Pre-Release Chat! [Re: Magnum22] #192591 12/05/07 11:19 PM
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dice, did you include a section describing your sensations when you were shocked by one?

if not, the paper's incomplete.









HAH!

He did.


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Re: DFLE Pre-Release Chat! [Re: Magnum22] #192592 12/05/07 11:19 PM
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dice, did you include a section describing your sensations when you were shocked by one?

if not, the paper's incomplete.









HAH!

"In the minutes prior to my “exposure” to the TASER, after watching several videos of X26 deployments, I decided that my only “goal” would be not scream while I was being tased. “Only five seconds,” I rationalized. I was instructed to stand in the center of a mat, facing away from the firer, with a classmate on either side of me supporting me under my arms. I did not hear the sound of the blast doors of the TASER cartridge blow out of the way as the darts were propelled from the unit, and I did not feel the darts as the impacted my back.
The experience of being tased is one that is difficult to put into words. My initial thought as I was laying on the ground after being tased was that “this must be what it feels like to be struck by lightning.” 50,000 volts of incapacitating electricity coursing through my body, for what felt like the longest five seconds of my life, was quite an interesting experience. I made it through the first one or two seconds in silence, and let out a roar as I felt each of the pulses of electricity going through my body. My body was involuntarily lifted to my “tippie toes,” and my back arched so dramatically that I was afraid it would cause an injury. The TASER’s Digital Pulse Control (DPC) sent nineteen shaped pulses through the probes per second (TASER International 2007e). These pulses are audible, and sound like a very fast electric clicking sound, similar to a mosquito being “zapped” by a “bug light.” I could feel all my muscles contract with each of the ninety-five pulses that entered my body during the five second exposure. After what felt much longer than five seconds, the pulses stopped, I dropped to my knees, and was lowered to the ground by my spotters. One of my spotters then knelt down next to me, and removed the probes from my back."


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Re: DFLE Pre-Release Chat! [Re: macgregor] #192593 12/05/07 11:19 PM
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Nice avatar Mac. Wonder what Dice thinks <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />.
I think this should be your new avatar to jeeps

gotta photoshop a mullet on there, too.


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Re: DFLE Pre-Release Chat! [Re: tedwca] #192594 12/05/07 11:20 PM
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And there you have it.

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Re: DFLE Pre-Release Chat! [Re: Magnum22] #192595 12/05/07 11:20 PM
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lemme go pull my boot out of my mouth. gotta grab the crow bar, brb.


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Re: DFLE Pre-Release Chat! [Re: Magnum22] #192596 12/05/07 11:21 PM
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I'm gonna take a nap.

Someone call me when it's time to order


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Re: DFLE Pre-Release Chat! [Re: Void] #192597 12/05/07 11:22 PM
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Really tough to say. With all the resellers, probably not long.

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I think these will go much faster than the DMLE's, bro... Unfortunately...

Are we talking at least a few hours here ... say 4 to 5? I need to go home and sleep, to come back tomorrow, but if i'm gonna miss it, i need to decide to spend the next 3 hours here at work to try and catch one....

Honestly, I doubt they'll last that long. You might want to stay up.

I'll feel bad if they DO last though, and you stay up for nothing.

Up to you, bro!


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Re: DFLE Pre-Release Chat! [Re: tedwca] #192598 12/05/07 11:24 PM
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I'm gonna take a nap.

Someone call me when it's time to order

Don't miss it!! (I can't find your number... I HAD it...)


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Re: DFLE Pre-Release Chat! [Re: diceman] #192599 12/05/07 11:25 PM
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"In the minutes prior to my “exposure” to the TASER, after watching several videos of X26 deployments, I decided that my only “goal” would be not scream while I was being tased. “Only five seconds,” I rationalized. I was instructed to stand in the center of a mat, facing away from the firer, with a classmate on either side of me supporting me under my arms. I did not hear the sound of the blast doors of the TASER cartridge blow out of the way as the darts were propelled from the unit, and I did not feel the darts as the impacted my back.
The experience of being tased is one that is difficult to put into words. My initial thought as I was laying on the ground after being tased was that “this must be what it feels like to be struck by lightning.” 50,000 volts of incapacitating electricity coursing through my body, for what felt like the longest five seconds of my life, was quite an interesting experience. I made it through the first one or two seconds in silence, and let out a roar as I felt each of the pulses of electricity going through my body. My body was involuntarily lifted to my “tippie toes,” and my back arched so dramatically that I was afraid it would cause an injury. The TASER’s Digital Pulse Control (DPC) sent nineteen shaped pulses through the probes per second (TASER International 2007e). These pulses are audible, and sound like a very fast electric clicking sound, similar to a mosquito being “zapped” by a “bug light.” I could feel all my muscles contract with each of the ninety-five pulses that entered my body during the five second exposure. After what felt much longer than five seconds, the pulses stopped, I dropped to my knees, and was lowered to the ground by my spotters. One of my spotters then knelt down next to me, and removed the probes from my back."


[censored] that's AWESOME!

that's good literature, right there.

If i used the adjectives appropriate for describing the degree to which you are the man, i'd be banned from the forum.


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Re: DFLE Pre-Release Chat! [Re: diceman] #192600 12/05/07 11:29 PM
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Ha ha see the dogs are forming a pack to attack the DFLE!

Woo Hoo
its coming soon
I can almost smell it
sorry to jump in so late gee page 7 some of us have to work into the dark
I thought that I would be not working this time of year being a landscape guy but I have been so busy and I have work stacked up for the next 2 months solid!
Enough I willsave the rest for more posts.


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Re: DFLE Pre-Release Chat! [Re: diceman] #192601 12/05/07 11:29 PM
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ohh stop!

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Re: DFLE Pre-Release Chat! [Re: WhichDawg] #192602 12/05/07 11:32 PM
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That's classic.


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