Shirine of the mall ninja
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08/19/08 09:31 PM
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If you have never heard of Gecko .45 you HAVE to read this. http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
"if you want to be a hero you have to learn to drive stick"! Sara Conner
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Re: Shirine of the mall ninja
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08/19/08 09:36 PM
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Horn Dog
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Oh No, Unsub is out of the closet! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
Horned, dangerous, and off my medication.
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Re: Shirine of the mall ninja
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08/19/08 09:44 PM
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chickenplucker
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That must be just the coolest mall. All we have is a Barny Fife keeping traffic moving in front of Floyd's Barber Shop. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />
JYD #67
You cant make chicken salad out of chicken crap.
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Re: Shirine of the mall ninja
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08/19/08 10:14 PM
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Magnum22
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ugh, i've seen that before. i can't read it, just too shameful for me to keep looking. i didn't even get through an eighth of it.
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Preserve the Yard.
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Re: Shirine of the mall ninja
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08/19/08 10:18 PM
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eatingmuchface
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man! every time I read that I laugh... mostly because that guy did exactly what he wanted to do. That guy must have one great sense of humor. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />
JYD number 52.
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Re: Shirine of the mall ninja
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08/19/08 10:22 PM
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adamlau
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I never knew mall security guys took their jobs so seriously...
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Re: Shirine of the mall ninja
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08/19/08 10:36 PM
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Awesome. Hard to believe it is real...
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[i]Live like you mean it.
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Re: Shirine of the mall ninja
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08/19/08 10:43 PM
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I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes. Funny stuff to me. Now I understand the true meaning of Mall Ninjas! Thanks, Unsub. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Horned, dangerous, and off my medication.
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Re: Shirine of the mall ninja
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08/19/08 10:43 PM
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Shaolin
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JYD #55 [color:"#00FF00"]Canyons And Mountains[/color]
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Re: Shirine of the mall ninja
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08/19/08 10:59 PM
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this is the absolute best case of "trollism" ever documented.the partnership between gecko 45 and spec-ops is classic although i'm sure their the same person.
best ever.
this almost inspired me to become a troll when i read it last year.
looks too fun not too.
Northern-1...aka Bad2TheBone...aka NorthernMarsh
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Re: Shirine of the mall ninja
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08/19/08 11:17 PM
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Jon C
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I almost forgot all about THAT guy...
I laugh every time I see that drivel.
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Re: Shirine of the mall ninja
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08/19/08 11:45 PM
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coyotebc
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The stripes of a tiger don't wash away.
Be a man of steel not clay
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