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 Re: Shirine of the mall ninja
[Re: Jon C]
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08/19/08 11:58 PM
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VANCE
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i cant believe i read that whole thing
it was serious LOL material
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aka"LUCKY DOG"
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Re: Shirine of the mall ninja
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08/20/08 01:09 AM
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Momaw
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[censored], I had no idea the malls were so dangerous! I took my life in hand just to get some fresh reading material! All I had today was a four inch blade, versus the Mall Terrorist Alliance who are no doubt armed with AK-47's. Maybe I should have carried the axe and chains from the truck too. Nah, why bother, the Mall Ninjas are out there making the world safe for consumerism bless em. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bowdown.gif" alt="" />
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Re: Shirine of the mall ninja
[Re: Momaw]
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08/20/08 01:32 AM
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Kraz
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I am now enlightened and scarred simultaneously. It was pretty darn funny tho. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
F5 like you mean it! JYD #15
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Re: Shirine of the mall ninja
[Re: Kraz]
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08/20/08 02:24 AM
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OP
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I probably should have read that "BEFORE" I had bought my kevlar vest.
I choose to believe it is real because there HAS to be some people like that and where are they more likely to show up than a Glock forum?
I like this so much because I see a bit of myself in old Gecko 45.
As a chunky white guy with a interest in weapons it is probably a good idea to have a sense of humor about yourself. It is also a fantastic source of sig lines
and a great piece of internet history. I like to think that somewhere out there gecko45 is making the mall safe for democracy.
"if you want to be a hero you have to learn to drive stick"! Sara Conner
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Re: Shirine of the mall ninja
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08/20/08 02:52 AM
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Momaw
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The closest thing to a Mall Ninja I've ever seen was a young lady in a Discovery store who was randomly blasting people from the store front with one of those motor-driven guns that launches foam discs. Hilariously funny, smiles all around. Little did I know!
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Re: Shirine of the mall ninja
[Re: Momaw]
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08/20/08 04:19 AM
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Well I really enjoyed that laugh...I am still chuckling away now....somebody should make that story line into a Cartoon...it would be HUGE...please tell me though that these guys were not for real...now that is quite scary if so....
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Re: Shrine of the mall ninja
[Re: Steel Fan]
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08/20/08 04:23 AM
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Andy Wayne
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A legend in his own mind... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />
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Re: Shirine of the mall ninja
[Re: Steel Fan]
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08/20/08 12:42 PM
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please tell me though that these guys were not for real...now that is quite scary if so.... Sadly, there are; we used to have one in my old unit. The guy was a nut, trying to convince us that he was in the "Mortal Combat underground"! He had his own personal body armour he bought from gods knows where, and never went anywhere without his replica glock painball gun, and assorted "movie authentic scary knives". The guy was kicked out of the military for a number of reasons I won't bother getting into. I saw him about 2 years later, and he was working as, you guessed it, a mall security guard. Wearing a newer version of body armour, same Glock paintball gun, several smaller knives, batons, pepper spray, and so on, and walking like he thought he was Rambo meets the Terminator! He saw me and started chatting about how it was just a temporary gig, bacause the LEOs were "begging him to join up and help clean the city". Funny, I saw him again about a month or two ago; he's working as a cashier at Wal-Mart! And I swear, I think he's still wearing the plates under that blue vest! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> What a tool! I swear though, I half expect to read in the newspaper that he climbed a tower or something with a scoped rifle and went bonkers or something. So be careful of these guys, some of them really aren't all there.*Like I had to state the obvious, eh?*
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Re: Shirine of the mall ninja
[Re: tyger75]
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08/20/08 06:26 PM
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LOL <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> funny guys When talking about .308 and .338 this plan isn´t good at all... The plan is that I shield us with my body and “catch the rounds” while she assembles the NEF And why duct-taping the plate to his back and not on the vest? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />
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Re: Shirine of the mall ninja
[Re: Simon]
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08/20/08 06:44 PM
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Yes Im not a Green Beret but guess what neither are you and unlike you I have to face unruly shoppers every day. after this, i couldn't read anymore I was laughing so much!
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Re: Shirine of the mall ninja
[Re: tyger75]
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08/20/08 06:45 PM
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please tell me though that these guys were not for real...now that is quite scary if so.... Sadly, there are; we used to have one in my old unit. The guy was a nut, trying to convince us that he was in the "Mortal Combat underground"! He had his own personal body armour he bought from gods knows where, and never went anywhere without his replica glock painball gun, and assorted "movie authentic scary knives". The guy was kicked out of the military for a number of reasons I won't bother getting into. I saw him about 2 years later, and he was working as, you guessed it, a mall security guard. Wearing a newer version of body armour, same Glock paintball gun, several smaller knives, batons, pepper spray, and so on, and walking like he thought he was Rambo meets the Terminator! He saw me and started chatting about how it was just a temporary gig, bacause the LEOs were "begging him to join up and help clean the city". Funny, I saw him again about a month or two ago; he's working as a cashier at Wal-Mart! And I swear, I think he's still wearing the plates under that blue vest! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> What a tool! I swear though, I half expect to read in the newspaper that he climbed a tower or something with a scoped rifle and went bonkers or something. So be careful of these guys, some of them really aren't all there.*Like I had to state the obvious, eh?* Well, every country see's its fair share of "nutters"....but you need to be very careful with your kids in a Mall if the psycho profile of Mall guards is frequently like that.... Although it is so funny....it just has to be a wind up.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crossfingers.gif" alt="" />
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Re: Shirine of the mall ninja
[Re: Steel Fan]
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08/20/08 07:32 PM
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Well, every country see's its fair share of "nutters"....but you need to be very careful with your kids in a Mall if the psycho profile of Mall guards is frequently like that.... Although it is so funny....it just has to be a wind up.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crossfingers.gif" alt="" /> If they were Brits posting that would be a safe bet... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> SF- isn't the term you lads use 'Walt'?
JYD #3 Poor, but still dreaming of a sage and black SOD CG... 
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