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 Re: JYD death chat for the next 35 days
[Re: Boots]
#282269
05/07/09 02:07 PM
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Boots
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If you are a friend of the yard, you are a friend of mine.
JYD #91
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Re: JYD death chat for the next 35 days
[Re: Boots]
#282270
05/07/09 02:08 PM
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jackell
Junk Yard Dog
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Junk Yard Dog
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I just got off the phone with my daughter. She just saw the Star Trek movie....says it was....awesome!!
If you don't sharpen your axe from time to time, you will soon be chopping with a hammer.
JYD #81
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Re: JYD death chat for the next 35 days
[Re: jackell]
#282271
05/07/09 02:09 PM
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Boots
Junk Yard Dog
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Junk Yard Dog
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Super sweet. I am going to cheak in if they have it tonight.
If you are a friend of the yard, you are a friend of mine.
JYD #91
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Re: JYD death chat for the next 35 days
[Re: Boots]
#282272
05/07/09 02:11 PM
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Posts: 1,278
jackell
Junk Yard Dog
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Too funny not to share a laugh........................
What Pets Write IN THEIR DIARIES........
Excerpts from a Dog's Diary.......
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary..
Day 983 of my captivity...
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.
Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage..
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs..
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.
For now................
If you don't sharpen your axe from time to time, you will soon be chopping with a hammer.
JYD #81
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Re: JYD death chat for the next 35 days
[Re: jackell]
#282273
05/07/09 02:15 PM
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Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 1,286
Boots
Junk Yard Dog
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Junk Yard Dog
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If you are a friend of the yard, you are a friend of mine.
JYD #91
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Re: JYD death chat for the next 35 days
[Re: Boots]
#282274
05/07/09 02:19 PM
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Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 1,278
jackell
Junk Yard Dog
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Junk Yard Dog
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Where'd Knotslip go? I thought he was going to join us....
If you don't sharpen your axe from time to time, you will soon be chopping with a hammer.
JYD #81
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Re: JYD death chat for the next 35 days
[Re: jackell]
#282275
05/07/09 02:20 PM
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Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 1,286
Boots
Junk Yard Dog
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Junk Yard Dog
Joined: Nov 2008
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If you are a friend of the yard, you are a friend of mine.
JYD #91
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Re: JYD death chat for the next 35 days
[Re: Boots]
#282276
05/07/09 02:22 PM
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Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 1,278
jackell
Junk Yard Dog
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Junk Yard Dog
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If you don't sharpen your axe from time to time, you will soon be chopping with a hammer.
JYD #81
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Re: JYD death chat for the next 35 days
[Re: jackell]
#282277
05/07/09 02:23 PM
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Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 1,286
Boots
Junk Yard Dog
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Junk Yard Dog
Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 1,286 |
If you are a friend of the yard, you are a friend of mine.
JYD #91
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Re: JYD death chat for the next 35 days
[Re: jackell]
#282278
05/07/09 02:25 PM
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Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 1,286
Boots
Junk Yard Dog
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Junk Yard Dog
Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 1,286 |
If you are a friend of the yard, you are a friend of mine.
JYD #91
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Re: JYD death chat for the next 35 days
[Re: Boots]
#282279
05/07/09 02:27 PM
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Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 1,436
David Brown
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Junk Yard Dog
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Junk Yard Dog
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Meh there are good and bad reviews for every movie I am mainly exited for my double date though. This was my attempt at humor it is a parody news web site <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Re: JYD death chat for the next 35 days
[Re: jackell]
#282280
05/07/09 02:32 PM
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Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 1,436
David Brown
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Junk Yard Dog
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Junk Yard Dog
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Too funny not to share a laugh........................
What Pets Write IN THEIR DIARIES........
Excerpts from a Dog's Diary.......
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary..
Day 983 of my captivity...
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.
Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage..
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs..
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.
For now................ That was awesome
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