LOL!

I know I'm gonna drink bud light and watch the utah game here soon

Dont remind me

Now that was funny

hey that sounds good i think i will go and poor myself a glass...it will help me cope with the recent news of having gay dogs

You of anyone probably deserve that palmer

I make a drink i named "death to japarico" its whisky sweatened lime juice and sprite.....its soooooo good

and sneaky strong

the name comes from my friend who is half Japanese and half Puerto Rican and ALL lightweight. It didnt have a name untill i found that 2 knocked him flat

Ok 'lowder, yes you do need one after that realizaation

well hopefully theres no gay folks on this site...if there is im sorry if you found any of that offensive...but then again i cant imagine a gay person with a knife telling me hes gonna stab my [censored](in the gay tone) as much of a threat...and if he said he wanted to stab my [censored] i would have to laugh because it would sound like a gay pick up line and i would have to find that offensive...so if ya did find any of that offensive...then stick it up your a_ _ and you can take that in whatever kind of gay form you wish as long as you keep it to yourself

You don't happen to sleep with your dogs do ya? That's another reason a dog doesn't sleep in my bed. You never know which end of the dog will wind up by your face.