It's so nice not to have to suffer alone!

You KNOW it Brother! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Did you hear the one about the guy that was gonna start the Dog Food Diet, Again?

Do tell! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

NO! Ok. This guy bought a 50lb. bag of dog food and plopped it on the counter in front of an elderly woman. When he saw her looking at it then him he opened it up and ate a chunk.

Then he started filling up his pockets. Now this is after the woman asked him, YUP, You got a dog sonny? Well he replied to her that he was gonna try the dog food diet again, he just couldn't stop gaining weight any other way even though it almost killed him last time. He then told her he would fill his pockets and just munch on them all day. She, horrified asked him if he had a bad reaction to the food for it to almost kill him. He said No it was working fine but when he stopped in the middle of the road to lick his ba**s a car ran over him!!!!!

He should have made a fuss about how delicious it was! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

i know some people where there dogs eat better then they do

Kinda sounds like something I would do.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> OY! ............................................................. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Yeah sombr, we have folks around here on food stamps that will buy steaks and chops for their dogs cause the food stamps won't pay for dog food.

I gather you found it funny.