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 Re: My Mailman Hates me
[Re: Magnum22]
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03/25/07 03:35 AM
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Off topic - not to hijack - but Mag - I really like your signature!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
My Mailwoman is scared of me I think... there's 4 mail boxes in front of my house on the patio (we live in a huuuuge house, split in to 4 apartments). When I'm expecting some steel, I often stand and look out the front door at her to see if she's got anything for me. I usually just get a scared look!
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Re: My Mailman Hates me
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03/25/07 03:39 AM
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Are you dressed like your avatar?
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Re: My Mailman Hates me
[Re: tedwca]
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03/25/07 03:40 AM
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If so, I'd be scared of ya too. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Re: My Mailman Hates me
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03/25/07 03:42 AM
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haha, you should have a look of hope and welcome when they come. be receptive. make them feel loved. i think they walk up the steps to the door a little faster when i'm there.
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Re: My Mailman Hates me
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03/25/07 03:43 AM
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Are you dressed like your avatar? No... But... When my RD4 came I answered the door wearing not a [email]d@mn[/email] thing but a blanket up in front of me. UPS guy though - and it was a dude... I'm sure THAT was scary!
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Re: My Mailman Hates me
[Re: Magnum22]
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03/25/07 03:44 AM
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haha, you should have a look of hope and welcome when they come. be receptive. make them feel loved. i think they walk up the steps to the door a little faster when i'm there. Or just toss your package in the trash can and run! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
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Re: My Mailman Hates me
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03/25/07 03:45 AM
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we've got good trashcan karma now that we have this forum.
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Re: My Mailman Hates me
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03/25/07 03:58 AM
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we've got good trashcan karma now that we have this forum. Very true. But you should make sure that your Scrapyard blades don't wander towards the trash can on their own, mistaking it for their "home away from home" or a motel or something.
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Re: My Mailman Hates me
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03/25/07 03:58 AM
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Are you dressed like your avatar? No... But... When my RD4 came I answered the door wearing not a [email]d@mn[/email] thing but a blanket up in front of me. UPS guy though - and it was a dude... I'm sure THAT was scary! A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away I used to work room service in a hotel. I would always get calls for a cheese tray and when I get there the guy opens the door with the sheets wrapped around him. I'd ask him where would he like me to put the tray and they always said, "Oh, just put it by the bed." So I enter the room, walk over to the bed, say "Hi" to the completely naked girl on the bed who had nothing to cover up with and put the tray down on the bedside table. This would happen at least three times a week. The weird thing is they would always tip really well too. I'll always wonder if I was just to young and naive to put two and two together. Sigh <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />
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Re: My Mailman Hates me
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03/25/07 04:01 AM
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Are you dressed like your avatar? No... But... When my RD4 came I answered the door wearing not a [email]d@mn[/email] thing but a blanket up in front of me. UPS guy though - and it was a dude... I'm sure THAT was scary! A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away I used to work room service in a hotel. I would always get calls for a cheese tray and when I get there the guy opens the door with the sheets wrapped around him. I'd ask him where would he like me to put the tray and they always said, "Oh, just put it by the bed." So I enter the room, walk over to the bed, say "Hi" to the completely naked girl on the bed who had nothing to cover up with and put the tray down on the bedside table. This would happen at least three times a week. The weird thing is they would always tip really well too. I'll always wonder if I was just to young and naive to put two and two together. Sigh <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> Ted... I too think back to the many occaisions where I may have simply "missed the point" or "not recognized the invite..." Don't torture yourself! I had a couple of hotties hitting on me excessively one night in their apartment. A few years later, I bumped in to one of them, who asked if I remembered the incident and informed me of their intentions. "Too bad though, you missed out!!" she said. I'm sure its better off this way though <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
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Re: My Mailman Hates me
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03/25/07 04:11 AM
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estrogen is the devil's brew. you can quote me on that.
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Re: My Mailman Hates me
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03/25/07 04:15 AM
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(Magnumps quote was here) For me - thinking about what COULD have happened is most likely BETTER than it actually would have been! Mine was pretty blatant too - I'm trying to stay "G rated," - EDIT: (So I will...!)
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