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 Re: Count Down to Dumpster Mutt Death Chat
[Re: ZeroNine]
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03/31/07 02:42 AM
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diceman
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Chuck Norris Facts
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. I like that one. TRUE STORY - one of my Frat brothers is now a Captain in the Army - his Humvee is named "Truck Norris." While they were in Iraq, Chuck Norris came and met the troops and stuff, and my buddy CPT Farenholtz got a group picture of him, Chuck Norris, and Truck Norris - pretty cool huh?
JYD#9
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Re: Count Down to Dumpster Mutt Death Chat
[Re: ColdOne]
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03/31/07 02:42 AM
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Kraz
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until they give up the information.
F5 like you mean it! JYD #15
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Re: Count Down to Dumpster Mutt Death Chat
[Re: ZeroNine]
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03/31/07 02:42 AM
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ZeroNine
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
JYD #17 I friend will help you move.........
A true friend will help you move a body!"
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Re: Count Down to Dumpster Mutt Death Chat
[Re: ZeroNine]
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03/31/07 02:42 AM
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ZeroNine
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
JYD #17 I friend will help you move.........
A true friend will help you move a body!"
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Re: Count Down to Dumpster Mutt Death Chat
[Re: ZeroNine]
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03/31/07 02:43 AM
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Kraz
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Truck Norris. I love it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />
F5 like you mean it! JYD #15
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Re: Count Down to Dumpster Mutt Death Chat
[Re: diceman]
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03/31/07 02:43 AM
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ZeroNine
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Chuck Norris Facts
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. I like that one. TRUE STORY - one of my Frat brothers is now a Captain in the Army - his Humvee is named "Truck Norris." While they were in Iraq, Chuck Norris came and met the troops and stuff, and my buddy CPT Farenholtz got a group picture of him, Chuck Norris, and Truck Norris - pretty cool huh? LOL!!! Too funny,
JYD #17 I friend will help you move.........
A true friend will help you move a body!"
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Re: Count Down to Dumpster Mutt Death Chat
[Re: ZeroNine]
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03/31/07 02:43 AM
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ZeroNine
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
JYD #17 I friend will help you move.........
A true friend will help you move a body!"
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Re: Count Down to Dumpster Mutt Death Chat
[Re: ZeroNine]
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03/31/07 02:44 AM
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ZeroNine
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Chuck Norris built a time machine & went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head still exploded out of sheer amazement.
JYD #17 I friend will help you move.........
A true friend will help you move a body!"
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Re: Count Down to Dumpster Mutt Death Chat
[Re: ZeroNine]
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03/31/07 02:44 AM
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A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man's blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
JYD #17 I friend will help you move.........
A true friend will help you move a body!"
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Re: Count Down to Dumpster Mutt Death Chat
[Re: ZeroNine]
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03/31/07 02:44 AM
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ZeroNine
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
JYD #17 I friend will help you move.........
A true friend will help you move a body!"
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Re: Count Down to Dumpster Mutt Death Chat
[Re: ZeroNine]
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03/31/07 02:45 AM
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Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.
JYD #17 I friend will help you move.........
A true friend will help you move a body!"
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Re: Count Down to Dumpster Mutt Death Chat
[Re: ZeroNine]
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03/31/07 02:45 AM
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As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in
the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated & untied team in professional football history.
JYD #17 I friend will help you move.........
A true friend will help you move a body!"
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