I think we should nominate Andy to be "Keeper of the Scrolls" for the Yard.
Kind of like a Knife historian...

Dear Andy,

I'm building a house on a cliff overlooking a lake. What type of paint should I use on the exterior?

Thanks,
Cliff Diver

Well, there's worse things you could be spending money on...like gambling, drugs, or other women. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> I'd tell her you're going to thin down the collection (perhaps to buy her a Xmas present?) sell a couple crappy ones, find a good hiding spot for the rest, and only get out one at a time so she doesn't know how many you have.

For future purchases, you can order with money orders, a credit card, or pre-paid debit card she doesn't know exists. Then have the knives delivered to a P.O. box in your name she doesn't know about, or a friends house or your place of employment. Then sneak them home and hide them. If she finds a new one, it's "an old one I've had forever." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

A house like this?


I would paint it like either of these:

This is turning out to be a GREAT thread! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> Once again, Andy "The answer man Naylor" comes to the rescue. What would do without you (oh, and we never want to find out.)

Dear Andy:

When did Dan announce we had hit 300k posts.

Thank you
enquireing mind

** Oh, and just to help Andy out, if he doesn't mind, ANYONE with the answer can just chime on in.

Dear Andy,

Why is the sky blue ?

The Infantry Cord is blue b/c the sky is the last thing the enemy sees when you bayonet him. Least that's what they told us in basic.