Well another day in Scrapyardia is coming to a close. It's 2330 At the Kings Castle and it has been a very stressful day for our beloved ruler. The Promised goods are ready for release to all the Royal subjects, but the system put into place by His Majesty is not working correctly. The palace staff have been working at a breakneck pace to rectify the matter, all to no avail. The solution still eludes them. So let's just satisify ourselves with the Statistics as they stand at this time.

Death Chat has 1948 pages, up 5 pages from late last night.

The post count has increased up to 379,349 including this one.

Well done Sir Skunk Hunter! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Well it's kinda slow on here right now so I just thought I would go ahead and post this seeings how you dogs have done a fair amount of posting since I last updated this thing. BUT first off, a Quote from Dan Himself from another thread.

"Dogs we have been working the technical clitch all day as well as real time as we speak. We will post as soon as technically possible. I apologize for this delay. I so want to sell you these cool knives that I cant stand myself...for that matter no one in the shop can stand me either as they told me most of the day

For the Dogs who remember when I went through the nightmare of buying/renting a dedicated server for this forum...well the haunting continues. Some things are missing from that orginal transfer and the techs are trying to figure out what piece to the puzzle are missing. Oh the fun we are having

There is plenty of steel to go around...you should be solid if you get in on the first few days if not even longer. I really ran the production on those mil. reg's

Hang in there, we are doing the best we can
Thanks
Dan"

Well I guess that about says it all. And we think that WE have been stressed out! Having someone else to blame helps take the stress away. Imagine if you DON'T have anyone to complain to and MAYBE you can start to get a small inkling of how much stress Dan is under. LETS'S stay off his back. He has told us that they are working as hard as possible to bring us what we want. We know WHY it has not happened yet. We know it WILL happen as quickly as is it possibly can. Be patient, don't worry! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Ok, on to the reason this thread exists. The stats as they stand at this time.

Death Chat now stands at 1967 pages, up from 1948 when I did the last update at 2230 on Monday March first.

And the Post count has increased from 379,349 to a whopping 379,926! Just 75 more posts to go and we will be hitting 380K territory! GO DOGS GO.

Oh, and we KNOW it will go up once Dan and the gang get this computer program problem solved. Any day now and I have a feeling that the site is gonna have a hard time keeping up! HEY DAN, BETTER BUY A BIGGER SAFE! YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Good morning Scrapyardians! The numbers and other assorted tidbits are just below.

The Death Chat page count has now increased from 1967 to 1979. A page count increase of 33 pages! Wow.

And even the post count has increased at a good rate and has gone from 379,926 to 380,303, an increase of 375 posts!

Oh and by the way, we are only 17 pages from SURPASSING the all time Death Chat page count record!

Will this be the day the Dan Starts raking in tons of money? Only the IT folks know for sure and they aren't talking, YET!

Keep the faith. Just think how rough it would have been ordering without the modern technology we now take for granted, as long as it's working correctly! Dan is doing EVERYTHING HUMANLY POSSIBLE To bring us What he has for us.

Thanks for reminding everyone Randy! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Whew! Another mini rally since I updated this just a little over an hour ago. Tom and M/B came on and Jroden stoppped by for a quick hello and we got new stats!

Death Chat now has 1982 pages
and a Death Chat only reply count of 39,368!

The total post count now stands at 380,366 posts!



Yeah for us! Where will it all end..... Records WILL be broken!

TONIGHT WAS THE NIGHT! Well THURSDAY night anyway. Regulators flying out the door. And who would have thought that they were throwing knives! Just goes to prove that Dan figures ALL the angles in order to bring us what we have asked for.
Ok, let's see if I got this right (and I probably don't). Best as I can guess Dan made the announcement of ORDERS UP at 8:13 PM. the last order was made 5 hours and 45 minutes later. I THINK 53 knives were ordered. And that is just guessing when someone posted they ordered and the amount on those posts that did list how many they got. AND, one can only wonder how many were ordered and didn't post that they ordered one. And I am sure that there are some that didn't get the word YET! Well, enough of that, for now. On to the REAL reason for this thread!

Death Chat has 1992 pages. Only 4 pages away (1996) from SURPASSING the old record. I feel a song coming on...That'll be the day... (ok, make it THIS'll be the day) Sheesh, accuracy fanatics!

The post count has scratched and clawed it's way to 380,821 as of 0604BST! 'Bout to bust open into another 1000.

One can only wonder how much posting will be going on in the next couple days.

AND, HOBOY, wait'll we get actually get our grubby little on them, just a hackin and slashin and just generally slicing and diceing with these bad boys! Whatcha gonna do Bad Boys Bad Boys, whatcha gonna do when they COME TO YOU!

WOW! What a day what a day. Folks were just a posting and posting and typing their little fingers off. When I left the other morning the page count was setting at 1992 and when I came back at midnight, it was only at 1994. Gosh, only ONE more page to TIE the record and two to beat it. Well beat it we did, thanks to the late night crowd of:

JRODEN, M/B, LAZI, AND EVO, MYKETHEKNIVE AND PB52 and me who all stayed until we got way past the record. So how far, well here you go.

DEATH CHAT now stands at 2005 pages of non stop foolishne oops, ACTION!

The post count has risen to a new all time high of 381,426.

Both stats took a big increase over the last 24 hours. AND, the best is yet to come!

Thank You Dan and all the Scrapyard folks for all your hard work and dedication to us, your loyal fans. We salute you!!!!!

Oh, OK. add another post. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />....................................... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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Sorry I could not help myself LOL

Dan

Hey Big dog, you ARE the reason for the posts! You provide the place and the things we crave!

Man, tnhis place just keeps on going and going. One last update then I am outta here until tonight.
We are now up to 2011 pages Of Death Chat and

Post count has gone up to 381,544