Holy Hot Keyboards! Man youse guys been makin those plastic keyboards smoke from all the machinegun typing that's been goin on. Things have gone WAY up since Sunday morning! I hope that everyone had a nice Easter and you were able to spend time with your loved ones and everything was very enjoyable.

Check out the death chat any you will find out all kinds of Weiner knowledge (and a FEW things that would have been better left alone)! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Ok, on to the Stats!

The page count has increased from page 2397 on Sunday morning all the way up to, are you ready for this, 2434 pages!!!

And the post count has really skyrocketed and has increased unbelievablely.

The post count was setting at 393,677. That has increased by 1352 posts to another ever increasing all time high of 395,029 posts!!!

Less than 5K and Dan's most excellent patch will go the way of the Goonie bird!

Randy, at the rate you're going it should only take about a week!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Randy is going after Mag!

He sure is kicking up the dust! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Hehe, Mag's record is safe with me. He's DA MAG, MAN!

You're still doing a great job Randy! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Thank you Tom, and so are you!

Ok. Right now in the quiet hours of the morning, when no SANE individual should be awake we come to the time of a statistical update. So AND AWAY WE GO........

The Death Chat for all you normal forum default users the page count is setting at 2443, up from 2434 yesterday morning.

And the all important post count (so we can make Dan SELL us another new patch), is setting at 395,492, up from 395,029 yesterday morning. We're just BARELY over 4 and a half K to our goal!

AND, if we were to bust into the 500 thousand arena before the end of the year, THAT would be an accomplishment!

Well, guess we got time for a quickie <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> Update!

We're now up to page 2444 and the post count is setting at 395,517 posts and rising.

Less than 5,000 to go. How long did it take the Yard to go from 200,000 to 300,000?

Not long, especially with posts like mine! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Well it's that time again, not the steller increase we would like to see but Hey, we ARE making progress. Every step forward brings us closer to our goal!

The Death Chat now stands at 2448 pages, up four from yesterday morning.

The Post Count is now resting at 395,817 posts, up 300 posts from yesterday morning. Once again, not one of our best days but as I said we ARE making progress. Just a tad over 4200 posts and we will all be sporting OUTDATED patches!!! OH GLORY DAY!!!!!

Well one last update before the boss walks back in.

Now we're up to 395,856 posts and the page count is at 2350.

Guess this is it for me for the day. But who knows.

Ya'll have a nice day now, ya hear!