Rocking and a rolling, the Dogs are a strolling!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Gollllly Sgt. Carter, you are truly missing out if you don't join us for our early morning ZCD meetings. The Fun really rolls after midnight. As the commercial used to say "Try it, you'll like it"! And with that, I present this to you.

The ZDC page count has now reached a total of 1105 pages for an increase of 31 pages of all kind of useful, and ok, useless information. In other words, just plain old fun and facts, some of which we could stand to do without. Like how my INNOCENT mistake of Duck Gender got blown all out of proportion! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> hehe..

The total forum post count has gone from 431,195 to 432,460 for an increase of 265 posts!

And the Knives forum side along has gone up from 412,403 to 412,666 for an increase of 264 posts.

Boy, things sure are adding up. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> It's a wonder they let us have this much fun! Clothing IS required though! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Ok, it hasn't been one of our best days but it also hasn't been one of the worst by far. Lets just call it one of our more average days. And it IS progress after all.

The ZDC has gone from 1105 pages up to 1115 for a page count increase of 10.

The TOTAL forum post count has gone from 432,460 up to a nose bleeding 432,726 for an increase of 466 posts. Not really that bad.

And the Knives forum side of the house has gone from a count of 412,666<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> to 412,922 for an increase of 260. Man am I glad we got away from the old number, not I believe in things like that or nothing, but I don't like that number 6 three times in a row.

The Zombie Death Chat was a slow mover today, must have been feeling like it's namesake. So lets just move slowly and steadily on to the facts.

The ZDC has shuffled itself to a page count of 1122, up from 1115 yesterday morning.

The total site post count has clawed it's way from 432,726 to a nail breaking 432,898 posts.

Meanwhile the Knife forum side has gone up to 413,096 from 412,922 just yesterday morning.

I think it is that the Zombie Death Chat is turning into a Vampire Death Chat..........too late for many to get in on, and you guys are killing off the prey.

You have to watch out for those midnight shift Dispatchers! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

When do you think the zombies will attack? Us late-nighters have to be vigiliant, and we need SOMETHING to keep us awake! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

^Ayup! Personally I'm dreaming of a Parang Like Horn Dogs Hand made one with Res-c Grip, or MONSTER MUDDERS!

Ok, Lets get on with this Merry Go Round!

The ZDC has gworn from 1122 pages yesterday all with way to 1137 today for a 15 page increase!

The total forum post count has gotten itself from 432,898 up to an ever increasing 433,255 for a 357 post increase!

The Knives portion of the house has gone from a paltry 413,096 to a record shattering 413,452 for an increase of 356 posts if I have done my math correctly. Teachers, did I pass?

Ok, now for the IMPORTANT part. Yesterday morning made the 14th day of August a rather remarkable day in the Yard. Mother Yard gave birth THREE TIMES, sort of.

First, Jarheadjournalist (JJ) made JUNKYARD DOG #120!

AND Jroden 5446 (Jared) broke 5K posts, and Yours truly got into the 12K realm.

So, in a way there were 3 births yesterday. Wonder if anything like that has happened in one day before?

Oh well JJ and Jared, CONGRATULATIONS! FOLKS LIKE YOU MAKE THE YARD THE SPECIAL PLACE THAT IT IS!

Wowzier, it was a busy weekend, again! Y'all done been busy. So here is da numbas!

The ZDC went from 1137 pages all the way up to 1163 for a total increase of 26 pages! Had quite a bit of chatter goin on. Good on YOU!

The total forum page count has gone from 433,255 up to 433,969. That's an increase of 714 posts! 714 POSTS! Man, that's an increase!

And the Knives Forum only side of the house has gone from 413,452 up to 414,159 for an increase of 307 posts. We keep gettin closer to 500K all the time.

And YOUR count keeps soaring! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> Well done Brother! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Man, after coming up the the post after my Word of the day post, I don't know if I've got any more orginal thoughts left! So lets get on to the numbers.

The Aptly named Zombie Death Chat (Zombies dont deserve to live, even though they're not really alive) has gotten on up to a page count of 1169 which is up 6 pages from yesterday.

The Total site post count is now waiting at 434,148 which is up 179 from yesterday morning.

And the Knives Forum only side of the house is now at 414,290 which is up a total of 131 from just yesterday morning.