Dog yesterday. Rats today. I'm so screwed if my wife finds out. Will have to ambush the postman on this one.
I can sooo relate to your situation JavaDog.
The wife knows I ordered a Regulator with sheath, but it was two Regulators.
She saw me looking at Swamp Rats, so I convinced her she needed a Swamp Warden to replace the Lynn necker that I gave her for her birthday (and lost while hiking). Guilt play <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />.
What she doesn't know is that I ordered a
Swamp Warden / Moss for her
Swamp Warden / Sage for me
Howling Rat / Black Paper / Tanker Gray : Will be my new EDC at my work.
Rat Man Du / Tan Canvas / Sage
I try to be working in the garage when I expect the UPS man, or I go to the Hobby room to open packages, need a knife ya know. Then get them in the safe, they all look the same to her.
When she eventually figures it out I say that I needed to even it out for what the grandsons will end up with.