I sort of like these:
SIGNATURE LINES
ALCOHOL TOBACCO & FIREARMS SHOULD BE A CONVENIENCE STORE, NOT A GOVERNMENT AGENCY. (WIGGITTY)
THE OIL IS IN TEXAS BUT THE DIPSTICKS ARE IN D.C. (JACKELL)
THE OBAMANATION IS THE FINAL PUNISHMENT TO AMERICA FOR COMPROMISING HER BELIEFS AND MORALS. (BUSHMAN 5)
THE PRICE OF FREEDOM IS BLOOD. ONCE WE’RE NO LONGER WILLING TO PAY THAT PRICE, WE’RE NO LONGER FREE (JBOMBELLI)
LUCK IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PREPARATION MEETS OPPORTUNITY(newDOGma)
WE SLEEP QUIETLY IN OUR BEDS AT NIGHT BECAUSE ROUGH MEN STAND READY TO DO VIOLENCE ON OUR BEHALF.
MOLON LABE
KNOWLEDGE, EXPERIENCE AND TREACHERY WILL DEFEAT YOUTH, STRENGTH AND ENTHUSIASM EVERY TIME.
"History fails to record a single precedent in which nations subject to moral decay have not passed into political and economic decline." - General Douglas MacArthur
"All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke
"The New Testament is the very best book that ever was or ever will be known in the world." - Charles Dickens
"Why, then, should we who believe in Christ be so surprised at what God can do with a willing man in a laboratory? Some things must be baffling to the critic who has never been born again." - George Washington Carver
"But we have forgotten God. We have forgotten the gracious Hand which preserved us in peace, and multiplied and enriched and strengthened us; and we have vainly imagined, in the deceitfulness of our hearts, that all these blessings were produced by some superior wisdom and virtue of our own." - President Abraham Lincoln
"All must admit that the reception of the teachings of Christ results in the purest patriotism, in the most scrupulous fidelity to public trust, and in the best type of citizenship." - President Grover Cleveland
"These, and many other matters which might be noticed, add a volume of unofficial declarations to the mass of organic utterances that this is a Christian nation....we find everywhere a clear recognition of the same truth." - United States Supreme Court 1892, Church of the Holy Trinity v. The United States
"The Americans combine the notions of Christianity and of liberty so intimately in their minds, that it is impossible to make them conceive the one without the other." - Alexis de Tocqueville.
P E A C E POSITIVE ENERGY ALWAYS CORRECTS ERRORS
VIDERE NEC VIDERI (see without being seen)
The trouble with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money." M. Thatcher.
"Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets." Reagan
"Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them." Reagan
Calling an illegal alien an undocumented immigrant is like calling a drug dealer an unlicensed pharmacist!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.
H. L. Mencken
"The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Thank God for the United States Marine Corps!"
— Eleanor Roosevelt, First Lady of the United States, 1945
Oh, and PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't tell Tom about the last one! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
