AND, just cause I couldn't resist, these!

Redneck WORD OF THE DAY: WATER
My girlfriend gets mad and I don't even
know water problem is!

Redneck WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM
When all my familia gets in the car,
there's not mushroom.

Redneck WORD OF THE DAY: CHICKEN
My girlfriend wanted me to go to the
store, but chicken go by herself.

Redneck WORD OF THE DAY: HERPES
My wife and I went to a birthday party
and I got a piece of cake and she got herpes too.

Redneck WORD OF THE DAY: BUDWEISER
Hey Homie, your girlfriend has a nice
body, budweiser face so ugly?



Redneck WORD OF THE DAY: CHAIR
I was about to eat a bag of candy, then
my mom said... u better chair with your sister!

Redneck WORD OF THE DAY: CHEESE
Maria's face is pretty but cheese too fat!

Redneck WORD OF THE DAY: SHOULDER
My girlfriend wanted to become a
citizen but she didn't know how to read, so I shoulder

Randy, you are a GENUINE Missouri Redneck!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />......................... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

lol, Awesome

Impotent

The redneck shows up back at the trailer following his doctor's exam,wearing a spiffy new suit,wing-tips and a nice hat...
the wife takes one long gander,and asks "wat the heck?!?"
Redneck replies "I done went an' seen the sawbones today,
and he tol' me I is the mos' impot'nt feller he's seen all week!"
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Good one Woofie!

The Word of the Day for July 17, 2010 is:
BURGLE • \BER-gul\ • verb
*1 : to break into and steal from
2 : to commit burglary against
Example Sentence:
Mike was aghast upon returning home to discover that someone had burgled his house while he was away.
Did you know?
"Burglary," which means "forcible entry into a building especially at night with the intent to commit a crime (as theft)," and "burglar" ("one who commits burglary") have been with us since the 16th century. "Burgle" and its synonym "burglarize" didn't break into the language until the 19th century, however, arriving almost simultaneously around 1870. "Burgle" is a back-formation (that is, a word formed by removing a suffix or prefix) from "burglar." "Burglarize" comes from "burglar" as well, with the addition of the familiar "-ize" ending. Both verbs were once disparaged by grammarians ("burgle" was considered to be "facetious" and "burglarize" was labeled "colloquial"), but they are now generally accepted. "Burglarize" is slightly more common in American English, whereas "burgle" seems to be preferred in British English.


AND FOR THE REDNECKS (OR WANNA BE REDNECKS), HERE YA GO!

FARN - adjective. Not local.
Usage: "I cudnt unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country."

Didchew no you might be a Redneck ifn ur carport is the top cover offen a combine's discharge shoot!

Found some more and Just couldn't resist.

Obama is the Redneck Word of the Day. "I bought me a case of beer and drank it Obama self."

Redneck Word of the Day is TEXAS. "I hate it when my girlfriend Texas me when I am in bed with my wife".

The redneck word for the day is Chicken;my girlfriend wanted me to go to the store,but chicken go by herself.

Hmmm, I must say I am disappointed. There seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological awareness. A thread regarding mass awareness of a certain avian variety and this just doesn't measure up.
I was under the impression that everyone had heard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow

EMULATE

Redneck suddenly realizes it's 9:05PM,and his wife has failed to make it to the likker store:
"Dangit Emm,u late fer the likker store!"

LOL Legion. I guess Bird IS the word!

Fer all you Kuntry Folks

REDNECK WORD of the DAY "SENSUOUS" Usage: "Sensuous up, can you get me another Bud?"

And for all you "Normal" folks, I offer this

AGITA • \AJ-uh-tuh\ • noun
: a feeling of agitation or anxiety
Example Sentence:
"Bank nationalization would drive the stock market down and increase the agita of people with 401(k) plans." (Nicholas Lemann, New Yorker, April 6, 2009)
Did you know?
Judging by its spelling and meaning, you might think that "agita" is simply a shortened version of "agitation," but that's not the case. Both "agitation" and the verb "agitate" derive from Latin "agere" ("to drive"). "Agita," which first appeared in American English in the early 1980s, comes from a dialectical pronunciation of the Italian word "acido," meaning "heartburn" or "acid," from Latin "acidus." ("Agita" is also occasionally used in English with the meaning "heartburn.") For a while the word's usage was limited to New York City and surrounding regions, but the word became more widespread in the mid-9

The Word of the Day for July 21, 2010 is:
DECLIVITY • \di-KLIV-uh-tee\ • noun
1 : downward inclination
*2 : a descending slope
Example Sentence:
The hikers cautiously made their way down the somewhat steep and rocky declivity that led to the river.
Did you know?
Three different English words descend from "clivus," the Latin word for "slope" or "hill" -- with the help of three Latin prefixes. "Declivity" combines "clivus" with the prefix "de-," meaning "down" or "away." "Acclivity" uses "ad-" (which may change its second letter depending on the root word), meaning "to" or "toward." Hence, an acclivity is an upward slope. The third word has a figurative meaning in English: "proclivity" makes use of the prefix "pro-," meaning "forward," and this word refers to a personal inclination, predisposition, or "leaning."

And for all you wannabe's

BUTTER
Her body is nice butter face needs a little work!

The Word of the Day for July 22, 2010 is:
INENARRABLE • \in-ih-NAIR-uh-bul\ • adjective
: incapable of being narrated : indescribable
Example Sentence:
"Their songs were sometimes frenzied like the dances in which they whirled to syncopated rhythms, but more often muffled and sad with the inenarrable misery of their bondage." (Ross Lockridge, Jr., Raintree County)
Did you know?
"Ineffable," "inenarrable," "indescribable" -- English has quite a few words for expressing that which can't be expressed. The prefix "in-," meaning "not," teamed up with Latin "enarrare" ("to explain in detail") to give us "inenarrable," and the same prefix joined with Latin "effabilis" ("capable of being expressed") to create "ineffable." English speakers have used "ineffable" since the 14th century, and "inenarrable" made its way into the language from French in the 15th century. "Indescribable" was a late arrival, relatively speaking -- it has only been with us since the 18th century.

And for all you fans of higher education, this:

IGNERT - adjective. Not smart. See "Auburn Alumni."
Usage: "Them N-C-TWO-A boys sure are ignert!"