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Re: Death Chat [Re: MonkeyBomb] #470868 05/02/11 07:02 AM
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I am heading to bed now. I just had to check out the chatter on bin laden.
Nite mb, talk to you tomm


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Re: Death Chat [Re: rth548] #470869 05/02/11 07:02 AM
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Then he tried to run on foot, so he just gets to go to jail tired and sweaty.



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Re: Death Chat [Re: rth548] #470870 05/02/11 07:03 AM
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Then he tried to run on foot, so he just gets to go to jail tired and sweaty.
Love it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />


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Re: Death Chat [Re: Sar5] #470871 05/02/11 07:05 AM
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Then he tried to run on foot, so he just gets to go to jail tired and sweaty.
Love it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

The deputies he ran from are the two newest ones we have, two of the youngest and most fit. He lost the footrace fairly quickly.



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Re: Death Chat [Re: rth548] #470872 05/02/11 07:06 AM
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Then he tried to run on foot, so he just gets to go to jail tired and sweaty.
Love it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

The deputies he ran from are the two newest ones we have, two of the youngest and most fit. He lost the footrace fairly quickly.
That's great, your guys cars ok?


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Re: Death Chat [Re: Sar5] #470873 05/02/11 07:08 AM
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Yeah, they're fine. He got off the interstate and lost it when he got to the top of the ramp and tried to turn.



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Re: Death Chat [Re: Sar5] #470874 05/02/11 07:12 AM
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I always think of the criminals response when caught.

Cop: why were you running?
Suspect: I was scared.
Cop: Scard of what.
Suspect: I didn't know who was chasing me.
Cop: right, now your going to jail.
Suspect: Why? I didn't do anything....

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Yeah, they're fine. He got off the interstate and lost it when he got to the top of the ramp and tried to turn.
Glad to hear it. I th


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Re: Death Chat [Re: Sar5] #470876 05/02/11 07:15 AM
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Had one come in last night with 18 warrants. He was upset because there was also a probation violation on him and he said he had never been on probation in that county. Not the 18 warrants, though. No big deal there <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />



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Re: Death Chat [Re: knifenut1013] #470877 05/02/11 07:15 AM
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I always think of the criminals response when caught.

Cop: why were you running?
Suspect: I was scared.
Cop: Scard of what.
Suspect: I didn't know who was chasing me.
Cop: right, now your going to jail.
Suspect: Why? I didn't do anything....

Or when the cops find something in the bad guys pockets and the first thing out of their mouth is
"these ain't my pants, they my cousins, I'm just borrowing them"
Ha ha gotta love it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />


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Re: Death Chat [Re: Sar5] #470878 05/02/11 07:16 AM
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Yeah, like you've never heard THAT line before!



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Re: Death Chat [Re: rth548] #470879 05/02/11 07:18 AM
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Had one come in last night with 18 warrants. He was upset because there was also a probation violation on him and he said he had never been on probation in that county. Not the 18 warrants, though. No big deal there <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
Ha ha
Sir, your under arrest for the murder of your wife and this outstanding traffic warrant,

"What's the traffic warrant for?"
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