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Re: Yard Hook got me in Trouble. [Re: diceman] #50129 05/02/07 11:43 PM
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Blame it on the kid. When she questions your integrity, make counter-accusations.

"Jordan stabbed the bed with one of my knives" is probably not going to be a good one. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Yeah, that would just open another can of worms.
Re: Yard Hook got me in Trouble. [Re: rvogster] #50130 05/02/07 11:44 PM
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If it was me I would have just left it and blamed it on one of my dogs. Then blame it on my wife for letting the dogs on the bed...
Re: Yard Hook got me in Trouble. [Re: rvogster] #50131 05/02/07 11:47 PM
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"It must have been aliens"!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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Re: Yard Hook got me in Trouble. [Re: Private Klink] #50132 05/02/07 11:50 PM
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"It must have been aliens"!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

That might work....

Ryan - the dog idea would be great - but since we can't have dogs in our apartment, they're living w/ my parents for now... so... thats a no go!

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Re: Yard Hook got me in Trouble. [Re: diceman] #50133 05/03/07 12:02 AM
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"It must have been aliens"!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

That might work....

Ryan - the dog idea would be great - but since we can't have dogs in our apartment, they're living w/ my parents for now... so... thats a no go!

Hmm, then I think your screwed. I would go buy flowers and just admit it.

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Re: Yard Hook got me in Trouble. [Re: rvogster] #50134 05/03/07 12:13 AM
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duct tape it & hope she doesnt notice

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Re: Yard Hook got me in Trouble. [Re: VANCE] #50135 05/03/07 12:22 AM
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Start the conversation with "You want to hear something funny..." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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Re: Yard Hook got me in Trouble. [Re: ColdOne] #50136 05/03/07 12:25 AM
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Start the conversation with "You want to hear something funny..." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
hey baby...

you'll ever guess what happened!!!

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Re: Yard Hook got me in Trouble. [Re: VANCE] #50137 05/03/07 12:28 AM
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duct tape it & hope she doesnt notice

The Duct tape fixed part of the problem.

Guess what I used to cover the tabs on Jordans diaper? Bingo! I won't have to chase him around putting his diaper back on any more!

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Re: Yard Hook got me in Trouble. [Re: diceman] #50138 05/03/07 12:32 AM
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Yes... I've had it for about 3 hours now, and I love it! It fits in my Ranger RD6 sheath perfectly as well. Anyways, I was carrying it around, like I do, and I noticed that Jordan was taking off his own diaper. So I tossed the hook on to our bed to go reattach the diaper, and when I did... It sliced a hole right through the new sheets. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> My wife is still at work. I found green thread and did a real shotty stitching job on the brown sheets... BUT, I'm definately busted. I figure I have 3 options:

1. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> Truth <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbdn.gif" alt="" />
2. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> Lie <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />
3. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> Wait until she finds out, and then choose either 1 or 2. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/banghead.gif" alt="" />

Any ideas!? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />

My years of practice tell me that you need to use the kid...something like this.

"Honey there was an accident this afternoon and I put a cut in the sheets from dropping a knife on the bed as I dove for the baby that was about to climb up the chest of draws, pull some thing down on himself, ruin something of hers... I wasn't thinking about anything but the baby and really feel bad about what happened. I even tried to fix it with no luck..see"

At all cost avoid the following "Honey the baby got a hold of one of my knives and..." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/banghead.gif" alt="" />

You could always tell the truth and be reminded every time time something goes wrong...Wives never forget anything...Ask Patti. On second thought don't ask

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Re: Yard Hook got me in Trouble. [Re: Dumpster Dan] #50139 05/03/07 12:34 AM
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Ohh!!!! Just thought of one!!! Point out that she should of known better than to have you babysit! [Linked Image from scrapyardknives.com]

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Re: Yard Hook got me in Trouble. [Re: ColdOne] #50140 05/03/07 12:40 AM
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Ohh!!!! Just thought of one!!! Point out that she should of known better than to have you babysit! [Linked Image from scrapyardknives.com]

I try that with putting dishes away and folding laundry.

Me: Where does this glass bowl thing go honey?
Wife: (wife storms back into the kitchen) It goes down here in this cabinet, I know I have shown you were it goes before...

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