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 Re: Awful news....
[Re: rth548]
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08/24/11 02:07 PM
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Private Klink
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Now THAT'S a good one!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />
Junk Yard Dog #1
Moderator/Leader of the Pack
Good night Mrs. B, wherever you are!
Long Live the Brotherhood of the Yard!
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Re: Awful news....
[Re: rth548]
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08/24/11 02:10 PM
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SkunkHunter
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Todd, You ARE mean! (But I like it)! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> The best thing about grandkids is when they come over it's just (almost always) a temporary stay! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
If you’re not Paranoid, You’re
not paying attention
Be a Sheepdog
JYD#105
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Re: Awful news....
[Re: rth548]
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08/24/11 02:10 PM
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cazio
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Good joke Marthinus. Hey dogs we got some heavy rain here this morning and they are forcasting it through tomorrow night, it's cooling things down which is nice. My brother made a deal to cut my grass while I'm laid up with the hip, I installed two ceiling fans, several outlets and helped him hang some drywall. I think it was a sweet deal for me that is.
JYD #136
My mother told me if didn't have anything nice to say then don't say anything but that never stopped me before.
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Re: Awful news....
[Re: cazio]
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08/24/11 02:16 PM
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cazio
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Great one Todd, I love it and will be sharing that one.
JYD #136
My mother told me if didn't have anything nice to say then don't say anything but that never stopped me before.
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Re: Awful news....
[Re: rth548]
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08/24/11 02:26 PM
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BigLapDog
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George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is
finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply. The devil smiles and replies, "Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call." +1 <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />
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Re: Awful news....
[Re: BigLapDog]
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08/24/11 02:32 PM
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The heck of it is --- sad but true! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />................................ <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Junk Yard Dog #1
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Good night Mrs. B, wherever you are!
Long Live the Brotherhood of the Yard!
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Re: Awful news....
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08/24/11 02:46 PM
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BigLapDog
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The heck of it is --- sad but true! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />................................ <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Yeah thats pretty funny... But you are right its a little sad.
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Re: Awful news....
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08/24/11 08:53 PM
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marthinus
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Hi Randy.
Those hair bracelets are around ten to 15 dollars local, tourists get ripped off so much! I have one and love it, will get a picturs up for you.
How was the mowing Todd?
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Re: Awful news....
[Re: marthinus]
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08/24/11 09:20 PM
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MonkeyBomb
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I'm getting to old for this Stuff................
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Re: Awesome news
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08/24/11 10:37 PM
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MonkeyBomb
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JYD #113
I'm getting to old for this Stuff................
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Re: Awesome news
[Re: MonkeyBomb]
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08/24/11 11:10 PM
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marthinus
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A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."
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