The 12 Steps of the Scrap Yard Support Group
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08/09/11 03:21 AM
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Posted this elswhere, but thought I'd add it here with a few modifications for everyone's benefit.
The Brotherhood of the Yard: it's more than just words, it's a support group for our steel addictions. As we struggle with our addictions, we've come to learn that there are 12 steps to help us in our trials (the biggest one being we don't have all the knives we need).
The 12 steps of Bussekin recovery:
1) Admit that you have a problem (in this case, not enough Bussekin knives)
2) Admit that you can't overcome it on your own (that's why the store is here--and the exchange when ya need a quick fix <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> )
3) Decide which blades you can't live without (ok, ALL of them, but there needs to be SOME moderation)
4) Make a written list of all the blades you need
5) Spend hundreds of hours on the exchange looking for your grail of the week
6) Buy several knives that you didn't even know you needed in the meantime
7) Hit "refresh" every five minutes on the forum to ensure you didn't miss the "go" command
8) Order three of everything released at the Yard (or the Swamp <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> )
9) Watch in awe as your credit card statement magically grows
10) Cry a little (or a lot, depending on the growth in step 9)
11) Abuse the knives when they arrive
12) Repeat
JYD #126 Super JYD #13
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
- Benjamin Franklin
"A free people ought to be armed."
- George Washington
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Re: The 12 Steps of the Scrap Yard Support Group
[Re: DogTired]
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08/09/11 03:28 AM
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Amen! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bowdown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Junk Yard Dog #1 Moderator/Leader of the Pack Good night Mrs. B, wherever you are! Long Live the Brotherhood of the Yard!
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Re: The 12 Steps of the Scrap Yard Support Group
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08/09/11 04:42 AM
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ReconScout1130
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thx for giving me a idea of what my problem is...
hope the 511 comes fast before I need the quick fix <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />
Last edited by ReconScout1130; 08/09/11 04:44 AM.
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Re: The 12 Steps of the Scrap Yard Support Group
[Re: ReconScout1130]
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08/09/11 12:25 PM
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PROBLEM! We ain't got no problem. We can quit any time we want. But Dan keeps putting out knives we just HAVE to get!
If you’re not Paranoid, You’re not paying attention Be a Sheepdog JYD#105
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Re: The 12 Steps of the Scrap Yard Support Group
[Re: SkunkHunter]
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08/09/11 01:43 PM
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PROBLEM! We ain't got no problem. We can quit any time we want. But Dan keeps putting out knives we just HAVE to get! Plus One!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> And then there's, Swamp Rat, and Busse Combat too... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Wait!... I Am Hopeless! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/loopy.gif" alt="" />
JYD#35 Dog Walkin in the Rain
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Re: The 12 Steps of the Scrap Yard Support Group
[Re: Rainwalker]
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08/09/11 02:05 PM
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You're certainly not alone! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />
Junk Yard Dog #1 Moderator/Leader of the Pack Good night Mrs. B, wherever you are! Long Live the Brotherhood of the Yard!
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Re: The 12 Steps of the Scrap Yard Support Group
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08/09/11 03:00 PM
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"Are you gonna pull them pistols or whistle Dixie?"
JYD "184"
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Re: The 12 Steps of the Scrap Yard Support Group
[Re: Johnny Mack]
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08/09/11 03:08 PM
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Scrap Yard Knives are a "Gateway" knife. You will eventually start using even harder knives from Swamp Rat. Then it will be Busse Combat. First, just the Combat Grades, then some LEs. In the final stages, before you OD and go bankrupt, you will be buying knives from the Busse Custom Shop. You have to hit rock bottom to save your self from this addiction. I am almost there. My new wife may save me from it.....maybe. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />
Horned, dangerous, and off my medication.
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Re: The 12 Steps of the Scrap Yard Support Group
[Re: Horn Dog]
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08/09/11 03:15 PM
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"Grail of the week" that cracked me up...
in my fearless self-inventory...that's all me! Along with the rest!
JYD #109 "I came here for the knives and stayed for the people."
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Re: The 12 Steps of the Scrap Yard Support Group
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08/09/11 03:23 PM
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I was all set to order a 511 when the wife called from LL Bean in Maine. She needs money in her account to buy new hiking boots and a jacket. They are on sale. She will SAVE me money. Yep. If it isn't furniture, car repairs, or clothes, I'd just keep on spending all my cash on more knives. Oh well, her birthday is next week. Maybe I'll get her a new knife. She returns tomorrow, I think.
Horned, dangerous, and off my medication.
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Re: The 12 Steps of the Scrap Yard Support Group
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08/10/11 05:44 PM
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sf45acp
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Posted this elswhere, but thought I'd add it here with a few modifications for everyone's benefit.
The Brotherhood of the Yard: it's more than just words, it's a support group for our steel addictions. As we struggle with our addictions, we've come to learn that there are 12 steps to help us in our trials (the biggest one being we don't have all the knives we need).
The 12 steps of Bussekin recovery:
1) Admit that you have a problem (in this case, not enough Bussekin knives)
2) Admit that you can't overcome it on your own (that's why the store is here--and the exchange when ya need a quick fix <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> )
3) Decide which blades you can't live without (ok, ALL of them, but there needs to be SOME moderation)
4) Make a written list of all the blades you need
5) Spend hundreds of hours on the exchange looking for your grail of the week
6) Buy several knives that you didn't even know you needed in the meantime
7) Hit "refresh" every five minutes on the forum to ensure you didn't miss the "go" command
8) Order three of everything released at the Yard (or the Swamp <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> )
9) Watch in awe as your credit card statement magically grows
10) Cry a little (or a lot, depending on the growth in step 9)
11) Abuse the knives when they arrive
12) Repeat You know, I'm tired of people telling me I have a problem; my wife, DT, my children and even my dog. Hold on, I don't have a dog. I DON'T have a problem, although I did order the Basic-6 <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> and just slightly neglected to tell my wife <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />.
Last edited by sf45acp; 08/10/11 05:44 PM.
History, in general, only informs us of what bad government is. (Thomas Jefferson)
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Re: The 12 Steps of the Scrap Yard Support Group
[Re: sf45acp]
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08/10/11 05:56 PM
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SkunkHunter
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SF, I sure hope she left her Sword in Okinawa, Mr Bobbit! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
If you’re not Paranoid, You’re not paying attention Be a Sheepdog JYD#105
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