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Re: Newest Death Chat [Re: Marshall] #614554 02/18/12 02:56 AM
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She's still nervous but loves the car, she can't see the right front side so it bothers her but I told her she'll get used to it.


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My mother told me if didn't have anything nice to say then don't say anything but that never stopped me before.
Re: Newest Death Chat [Re: cazio] #614555 02/18/12 03:01 AM
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Might go to Springfield in the morning depending on how i feel.


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Re: Newest Death Chat [Re: Marshall] #614556 02/18/12 03:08 AM
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Don't really need anything but you never know what your going to find.


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Re: Newest Death Chat [Re: Marshall] #614557 02/18/12 03:09 AM
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Don't really need anything but you never know what your going to find.

Sounds like as good a reason to go as any!



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Re: Newest Death Chat [Re: Marshall] #614558 02/18/12 03:14 AM
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Caz there is a gun show n Glenville this weekend where my brother lives, it's small but not bad for long guns not so much for handguns though.


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Re: Newest Death Chat [Re: Marshall] #614559 02/18/12 03:19 AM
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Since i picked up the 17 i have been carrying it a good bit so i have the 9 mm covered.


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Re: Newest Death Chat [Re: Marshall] #614560 02/18/12 03:42 AM
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I even had the boy shooting it the last time we went to the range, less recoil was getting faster second shot off. Don't get me wrong i still love my 45s but the 9mm is comfortable to shoot.


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Re: Newest Death Chat [Re: Marshall] #614561 02/18/12 04:39 AM
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Good night Yard.


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Re: Newest Death Chat [Re: Marshall] #614562 02/18/12 04:40 AM
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The coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn’t find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away. KABOOM!

He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney. KA-BLOOEY!

Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph. BOOM! BULLS-EYE!

“I’ve got to get this guy!” the coach said to himself. “He has the perfect arm!”

So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl.

The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.

“Mom,” he says into the phone, “I just won the Super Bowl!”

“I don’t want to talk to you,” the old Muslim woman says. “You are not my son!”

“I don’t think you understand, Mother,” the young man pleads. “I’ve won one of the greatest sporting events in the world. I’m here among thousands of my adoring fans.”

“No! Let me tell you!” his mother retorts. “At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn’t get raped!”

The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, “I will never forgive you for making us move to Detroit.”



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Re: Newest Death Chat [Re: rth548] #614563 02/18/12 04:41 AM
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Two moose hunters from Texas are flown into a remote lake in Alaska. They have a good hunt, and both manage to get a large moose. When the plane returns to pick them up, the pilot looks at the animals and says, "This little plane won't lift all of us, the equipment, and both of those animals - you'll have to leave one. We'd never make it over the trees on the take off."

"That's baloney", says one of the hunters. "Yeah," the other agrees, "you're just chicken: we came out here last year and got two moose and that pilot had some guts: He wasn't afraid to take off!" "Yeah", said the first hunter, "and his plane wasn't any bigger than yours!"

The pilot got angry, and said, "If he did it, then I can do it, I can fly as well as anybody!" They loaded up, taxied at full throttle, and the plane almost made it, but didn't have the lift to clear the trees at the end of the lake. It clipped the tops, then flipped, then broke up, scattering the baggage, animal carcasses, and passengers all through the brush.

Still alive, but hurt and dazed, the pilot sat up, shook his head to clear it, and said, "where are we?" One of the hunters rolled out from being thrown into a bush, looked around, and said "I'd say...About a hundred yards further than we made it last year..."



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Re: Newest Death Chat [Re: rth548] #614564 02/18/12 06:33 AM
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oh man! I had a good laugh at both of those RTH! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


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Re: Newest Death Chat [Re: rth548] #614565 02/18/12 06:35 AM
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Rth, those are great, lmao!

Thanks


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